Supper bowl and Frog legs

[CarpMan]

polly aint watched a football game with me in years. she use to wach em with me until her nephu invited us to go watch him play . he wuz a famus player who played in tha nfl fur 9 years. we wuz invited to his retarment football partie. him an anothur play stood up there and told jokes at each othur all nite. and he told something that imbarassed polly. He told evurbody in that place. He sade my aunt polly is here, and i got to tell yuall that she dose not like football enymore. .. he sade, she came to one of my games to wach me play, and after tha game, i aks hur how she liked it? And aunt polly sade, i will nevur again come to wach you play that silly game with them big ole selfish boys.. He sade I sks hur why and she sade I aint never herd of such big ole boys fighten over 25 cents... she sade all through tha game , all she could hear wuz them big ole boys holleren and sayen "get that quarter back, get that quarter back" and he sade, after tha game wuz over, aunt polly went into tha dressen room and gave them big ole boys a good talken to. and before she left she gave each of them boys 50 cents each so thay wuldnt fight nomore..and that hole place wuz laffin...and thats why she aint wacthen tha superball game with me... but she is gonna keep plenty of carp and frog legs fried up for me and elmer. she done made 2 galons of tang fur us to drank.... i think after tha partie, i jest might give hur a good rub down, she says it makes hur relax.