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wareagledc · 02-02-09, 09:55 PM

man that first poop is like tar it takes half a box of wipes and smell like rotten eggs mixed with some old dead animal.

flfireman · 02-02-09, 10:25 PM

How did that happen???? Congrats, try to fish as much as possible and learn this phrase "Im sorry dear, what can I do for you." Also, no matter what you say, It's your fault.

CMorg · 02-02-09, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by carolina-rig-01

that's great man. now when the moody, food craving, emotional wives start driving us crazy we can meet up at grand and get away for a while lol. congratulations to you guys.

Hahaha , you wish buddy boy !

02-02-09, 10:31 PM

well i just seen this,hardly ever visit over here.at least we know what you and c rig have been doing this winter.big congrats

zooker · 02-02-09, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by WTL

Congrats to everyone who is getting knocked up. Hehe.

careful der brother love you and me being the most like to succume to that fertile mid western water.

zooker

zooker · 02-02-09, 10:49 PM

Hi guys I am zooker's mom do not tell him i wrote any thing and plesase deleate it for me but he is good at delivery service he drove a expecting mom to hospital and got her there in time to be asked if he was the father of the twins a boy and a girl and oh yes zook's Daddy was 60 when he was born so watch out guys it can happen to you to

mom

rangerryan · 02-02-09, 11:14 PM

well i already told her before we tried that i aint changing no diapers.....EVER!!!! that is what moms and grandmas are for.lol. but seriously. and thanks for the advice barkley. and what is all this wedding talk bama if its a girl she aint ever gonna meet a boy and if its a boy..... well i guess that would be okay because dad aint gotta pay for the wedding. but in all honesty i am as excited as if id just caught a 10lb bucket mouth. but it seems like the wait is gonna take forever.

rangerryan · 02-02-09, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by zooker

Hi guys I am zooker's mom do not tell him i wrote any thing and plesase deleate it for me but he is good at delivery service he drove a expecting mom to hospital and got her there in time to be asked if he was the father of the twins a boy and a girl and oh yes zook's Daddy was 60 when he was born so watch out guys it can happen to you to

mom

what??????????????? thanks zooks mom.....

barkelypup · 02-02-09, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by flfireman

How did that happen????

I think they figured out years ago what caused it Fireman. It has been an epidemic ever since. Heck some times they even call on the men of Troy to prevent it and it still fails. Ohh by the way. Changing diapers ain't nearly as bad as a projectile puking while tossing the little booger up in the air. TAKE A NOTE HERE! Never under what so ever surcemstance toss the kid up while you are laying on your back. Spit up to the face can be brutal.

bamabassman · 02-02-09, 11:31 PM

yes, thank you zookers mom. we all know that he REALLY is a big ol softie. you done good with dis feller ms. zook.

rangerryan · 02-02-09, 11:32 PM

fireman if you would really like to know how this happened i will tell you in a private message.lol

carolina-rig-01 · 02-03-09, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by rangerryan

well i already told her before we tried that i aint changing no diapers.....EVER!!!! that is what moms and grandmas are for.lol. but seriously. and thanks for the advice barkley. and what is all this wedding talk bama if its a girl she aint ever gonna meet a boy and if its a boy..... well i guess that would be okay because dad aint gotta pay for the wedding. but in all honesty i am as excited as if id just caught a 10lb bucket mouth. but it seems like the wait is gonna take forever.

diaper changing has been brought up as a bargaining tool for us. it looks like in order for me to keep fishing like i do then i will have to change some diapers. i am fine with that but it would be great if the baby has 2 different cries, one to tell you it is wet and one when it's dirty, then i can pick my turns hahaha.

WTL · 02-03-09, 02:36 AM

This thread has been pretty hilarious between zooks mom making an appearence, ryan offering to explain to fireman where babys come from and all.

flfireman · 02-03-09, 06:36 PM

I figured out how to stop it after child #4. But if you want to explain, I know how to ask questions!!!!

bcklash · 02-03-09, 07:49 PM

c-rig moms have a way to make you think it's your turn all the time.

rangerryan · 02-03-09, 08:18 PM

it will never be my turn. i will pay good money to anyone who will do it for me. and fireman just bring on the questions biggen im sure ive got some back up and you cant see my face turn red through this computer.And c-rig all you have to do is say that you woke up twice in the middle of the night to change the diapers just so she could sleep. i know im gonna try it. haha

carolina-rig-01 · 02-03-09, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by rangerryan

c-rig all you have to do is say that you woke up twice in the middle of the night to change the diapers just so she could sleep.

brilliant!!!

rangerryan · 02-03-09, 08:41 PM

hahahahah... i know. it will make her feel like she has the sweetest husband but in reality she has a husband with a weak stomach who will do anything but change a diaper just to get to go sling a bass rod for a few hours.

keithdog · 02-03-09, 08:45 PM

Congrats to both you and your wife Ryan. Thats great!

bamabassman · 02-03-09, 10:08 PM

get yerself a case of gas masks ranger....cause YOU WILLL CHANGE THEM DIAPERS BUB!! remember YOU might be the man of the house, but SHE is still the boss of the house. you just reside there and work for her,rotflmfao!!!!

rangerryan · 02-03-09, 10:17 PM

well even if that happens youll never know. ill still tell you that im the boss and what i say goes. but im sure that'll never happen

bamabassman · 02-03-09, 11:41 PM

hahahaha that's right my man. keep saying that to all your friends too. every married man KNOWS who the real boss is,lmao.
it's like that joke;
man; baby, you put on these pants.
wife; they are too big for me.
man; yes they are cause i am the man of this house, if you want to be the man, ya gotts fit into these.
wife; put on these panties.
man; they are too small, i can't get in them.
wife; that's right, and if you EVER want in them again, you'll DO what i say.

leson of marriage fellas.

flfireman · 02-04-09, 04:35 PM

Aint that the truth bama. Ryan diapers aren't that bad. Just remember undo the velcro, don't open, wipe downwards, follow w/ wet wipe, wrap, re-velcro, throw in walmart bag and toss. When you get good at this, you can do it all while holding your breath. Yes, getting up in the middle of the night for feedings and diaper changes will keep you in the good graces of the missus. My kids would wake up at 4am daily, if I was home...change diaper, get bottle, lay them in bed w/ wife, go bass fishin. Better than any alarm clock.

rangerryan · 02-04-09, 07:32 PM

i would bet that if you asked my wife she would say that i am the boss... at least she is letting me believe it..... now i am having my doubts.hahaha

02-02-09, 10:25 PM	#27
flfireman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 2,751	How did that happen???? Congrats, try to fish as much as possible and learn this phrase "Im sorry dear, what can I do for you." Also, no matter what you say, It's your fault. __________________ In the Lord all things are possible.

02-02-09, 10:49 PM	#31
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	Hi guys I am zooker's mom do not tell him i wrote any thing and plesase deleate it for me but he is good at delivery service he drove a expecting mom to hospital and got her there in time to be asked if he was the father of the twins a boy and a girl and oh yes zook's Daddy was 60 when he was born so watch out guys it can happen to you to mom __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

02-03-09, 02:36 AM	#38
WTL BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Huntsville, Al Posts: 7,466	This thread has been pretty hilarious between zooks mom making an appearence, ryan offering to explain to fireman where babys come from and all. __________________ Selling live waterdogs for less since 2005.

02-03-09, 06:36 PM	#39
flfireman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 2,751	I figured out how to stop it after child #4. But if you want to explain, I know how to ask questions!!!! __________________ In the Lord all things are possible.

02-03-09, 07:49 PM	#40
bcklash BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elliston, Va. Posts: 4,372	c-rig moms have a way to make you think it's your turn all the time. __________________ The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. keep us free:

02-02-09, 09:55 PM	#26
wareagledc BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: alabama Posts: 273	man that first poop is like tar it takes half a box of wipes and smell like rotten eggs mixed with some old dead animal.

02-02-09, 10:31 PM	#29
ky southern Guest Posts: n/a	well i just seen this,hardly ever visit over here.at least we know what you and c rig have been doing this winter.big congrats

02-02-09, 11:14 PM	#32
rangerryan BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ponca City, ok Posts: 432	well i already told her before we tried that i aint changing no diapers.....EVER!!!! that is what moms and grandmas are for.lol. but seriously. and thanks for the advice barkley. and what is all this wedding talk bama if its a girl she aint ever gonna meet a boy and if its a boy..... well i guess that would be okay because dad aint gotta pay for the wedding. but in all honesty i am as excited as if id just caught a 10lb bucket mouth. but it seems like the wait is gonna take forever.

02-02-09, 11:31 PM	#35
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	yes, thank you zookers mom. we all know that he REALLY is a big ol softie. you done good with dis feller ms. zook.

02-02-09, 11:32 PM	#36
rangerryan BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ponca City, ok Posts: 432	fireman if you would really like to know how this happened i will tell you in a private message.lol

02-03-09, 08:18 PM	#41
rangerryan BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ponca City, ok Posts: 432	it will never be my turn. i will pay good money to anyone who will do it for me. and fireman just bring on the questions biggen im sure ive got some back up and you cant see my face turn red through this computer.And c-rig all you have to do is say that you woke up twice in the middle of the night to change the diapers just so she could sleep. i know im gonna try it. haha

02-03-09, 08:41 PM	#43
rangerryan BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ponca City, ok Posts: 432	hahahahah... i know. it will make her feel like she has the sweetest husband but in reality she has a husband with a weak stomach who will do anything but change a diaper just to get to go sling a bass rod for a few hours.

02-03-09, 08:45 PM	#44
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	Congrats to both you and your wife Ryan. Thats great!

02-03-09, 10:08 PM	#45
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	get yerself a case of gas masks ranger....cause YOU WILLL CHANGE THEM DIAPERS BUB!! remember YOU might be the man of the house, but SHE is still the boss of the house. you just reside there and work for her,rotflmfao!!!!

02-03-09, 10:17 PM	#46
rangerryan BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ponca City, ok Posts: 432	well even if that happens youll never know. ill still tell you that im the boss and what i say goes. but im sure that'll never happen

02-03-09, 11:41 PM	#47
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahahaha that's right my man. keep saying that to all your friends too. every married man KNOWS who the real boss is,lmao. it's like that joke; man; baby, you put on these pants. wife; they are too big for me. man; yes they are cause i am the man of this house, if you want to be the man, ya gotts fit into these. wife; put on these panties. man; they are too small, i can't get in them. wife; that's right, and if you EVER want in them again, you'll DO what i say. leson of marriage fellas.

02-04-09, 04:35 PM	#48
flfireman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 2,751	Aint that the truth bama. Ryan diapers aren't that bad. Just remember undo the velcro, don't open, wipe downwards, follow w/ wet wipe, wrap, re-velcro, throw in walmart bag and toss. When you get good at this, you can do it all while holding your breath. Yes, getting up in the middle of the night for feedings and diaper changes will keep you in the good graces of the missus. My kids would wake up at 4am daily, if I was home...change diaper, get bottle, lay them in bed w/ wife, go bass fishin. Better than any alarm clock. __________________ In the Lord all things are possible.

02-04-09, 07:32 PM	#49
rangerryan BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ponca City, ok Posts: 432	i would bet that if you asked my wife she would say that i am the boss... at least she is letting me believe it..... now i am having my doubts.hahaha

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