12-28-08, 11:35 AM | #1 |
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Wal-Mart
I know this has been on here before, but it's hilarious.
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Samsel, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against MR. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in a official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.' 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him h e began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store, suspiciously, while loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme .. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME, PICK ME'!! 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least... 15. October 23: Went into a fitti ng room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here. BB
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12-28-08, 11:41 AM | #2 |
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that one is great , I copied it on the letter head I found it on a while back a passed it out at the store I was working at got a good laugh from everybody .
Jim
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01-05-09, 04:49 PM | #3 |
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Haha...yeah that sounds like some of the things customers seriously do. Best question I ever got asked while working back in the toy department was "Where's your Ice Cream?" Wanted to tell the guy to go talk to Elmo to see if he'd make him some..lol
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01-10-09, 04:23 PM | #4 |
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you hd me crying therre!!!hahahaha
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01-10-09, 04:29 PM | #5 |
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hahahaha
Thats great,now I'm going to send that to everybody I know |
01-12-09, 12:17 PM | #6 |
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Thatz what they get for scaling back there fishing gear. Yeah bunch of wankers!!!
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01-14-09, 08:20 PM | #7 |
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my chest hurts and i cant breath lmao thats how funny that was great stuff
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my chest hurts and i cant breath lmao thats how funny that was great stuff
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