12-12-05, 06:49 PM | #1 |
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comeback?insults
seeing that most of you have a somewhat average sense of humor,lets hear some.
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12-12-05, 07:20 PM | #2 |
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don't make me raise my PIMP hand BI*CH!. I ani't got no come backs cause I always get the last word. lol
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12-12-05, 07:33 PM | #3 |
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um, i dont know how you got stupid,but whatever it is it works.
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12-12-05, 07:39 PM | #4 |
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hey your dog peed on my truck rims... it is your MOTHER!! oh sorry ....
man i think i could do this thread for a year straight and not do the same one twice.. zooker
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12-12-05, 07:42 PM | #5 |
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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today???????
he doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words . Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down. If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid I heard you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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12-12-05, 07:47 PM | #6 |
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zook me too, who knows??it might stay for a year, lets see,
All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
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12-12-05, 08:04 PM | #7 |
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I might be over weight, but you are UGLY. I can go on a diet. What chu gonna do???
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That idea and a nickel won't buy jack sh*yt |
12-12-05, 08:31 PM | #10 |
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Your mama's a** is so big NASA wants it for their next landing
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12-12-05, 08:32 PM | #11 |
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Your mama's so stupid when she found out she was pregnant, she asked who's the mother
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12-12-05, 08:42 PM | #12 |
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umm jb we do have an edit button on here try using it huh???
zooker
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12-12-05, 08:45 PM | #13 |
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Your mama is such a redneck she had 3 kids and didnt notice.....
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12-12-05, 08:49 PM | #14 |
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your mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
your mamma is so hairy her armpits look like she has don king in a head lock your mamma is so fat when she jumped on the dance floor,the band skipped
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your mom so stupid she was locked in a grocery store and starved, and when someone said it was a little chilly outside she got her spoon
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If you'll don't mind I'm going to talk about my self. I was so big when Iwas born, I was borned in rooms 326, 27 and 28 on the 14th, 15th and 16th of June. And I was so ugly the Dr slapped my Mom.
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12-12-05, 09:36 PM | #19 |
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Your mama is so dumb... She was standing on the corner yelling FREE LAYS...
Your mama is so ugly she made she made freddy krueger flinch.... Your mama is so old that she took a bite off the tree of life..
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12-12-05, 10:05 PM | #20 |
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But a good insult would be spitting on them when they are laying face down in the dirt after you beat the mess out of them....
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your mom so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!!
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Your mommas so fat she used a sheep for a tampon
your mommas so fat she went on a seefood diet and ate everything she saw your mommas so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued your mommas so fat she looked at a menu and said okay your mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house. Your mommas so fat she sat on the arch and made the McDonalds sign your mommas so broke when someone put out a cig she said hey who turned off the heater your mommas so fat her belt size is equator your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets your mommas like a door knob everyone gets a turn.
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your mommas so fat she has her own gravitional pull
your mommas so fat her blood type is rague your mommas so fat the only thing stopping her from going out side is the door your mommas so fat she is in orbit your mommas like a rollercoaster everyone goes up and down on her.
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if you were as smart as ugly you would be a genious
your momma is so ugly that she has to run to catch a cold you mamma is so fat that she puts mayo on her asprin |
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I heard the city has your mother standing on her head down the street, they needed another man hole!
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