06-10-10, 01:13 PM
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Simple Home Remedies
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables--get someone else to hold them while you chop. To avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, use the sink. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. And finally, a daily thought: Always remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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06-10-10, 01:16 PM
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hahaha!!! The mouse trap works, just be sure not to mistake a little mouse trap for a big rat trap.
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06-10-10, 01:26 PM
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lol! Good stuff cass!
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it must be a boring day on the left coast..
zooker
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Good sound advice.
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06-10-10, 07:41 PM
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Haha! I like those!
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06-11-10, 02:46 AM
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great wisdom right there lol.
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