Ok makes sense now

Captmikestarrett · 01-11-12, 05:27 PM

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing or hunting instead of buying food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing or hunting," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing hunting and golf .

Capt Mike

MallenManson · 01-11-12, 05:46 PM

Haha nice!

1/4 stick · 01-11-12, 06:15 PM

lmao yup, I'm headin that way myself. :/

joedog · 01-11-12, 06:45 PM

Great Joke !!!!

bamabassman · 01-11-12, 06:55 PM

lol good un capt.

carolina-rig-01 · 01-11-12, 08:38 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it!!

01-11-12, 05:27 PM	#1
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	Ok makes sense now A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing or hunting instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing or hunting," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing hunting and golf . Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

01-11-12, 05:46 PM	#2
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	Haha nice! __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

01-11-12, 06:15 PM	#3
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	lmao yup, I'm headin that way myself. :/ __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

01-11-12, 06:45 PM	#4
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Great Joke !!!! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

01-11-12, 06:55 PM	#5
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	lol good un capt. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

01-11-12, 08:38 PM	#6
carolina-rig-01 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Webb City, MO Posts: 6,387	HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it!! __________________ You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.

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