Zooker

JB · 10-18-07, 07:28 PM

Zooker called,
his pc blew up and he'll be back in a few with a new setup or on the laptop.

any ideas on what happened?

flfireman · 10-18-07, 10:07 PM

Well if I had to take a guess, UUUmmm maybe too much PORN. Well, heck. That's not even a guess, more like fact, bass fishing and porn. Hell he probably has thong underwear on right now reeling in a fish on his ps3.

1/4 stick · 10-19-07, 07:06 PM

ohhhh.... that's not an image I wanted in my head.
no offense zooker, but still.....

Bo Dale James Jr. · 10-21-07, 09:37 AM

Or watching porn..eating a bag of cheetos (tm)

flfireman · 10-21-07, 11:50 PM

Hard to explain that orange ring!!!!

zooker · 10-23-07, 05:16 PM

i hate cheeto's ...but i do wear an orange thong when i play bassfishin on ps3..i wished it was porn that melted it.. i was at work when it went bye bye..

nope the fan that cools the hard drive went out and well it MELTED everything inside. it was so hot a ubc plug was FUSED into the port. but i am back up now an $1500 bucks lighter to boot..can ya say OUCH!!

zooker

JB · 10-23-07, 06:06 PM

well lookie at what the cat yakked up

flbassman · 10-23-07, 09:27 PM

Nice new avatar there zookie....dam its been a while...

zooker · 10-23-07, 09:34 PM

lol only been using it for several months now fl..-how you been lil nick??

zooker

crab · 10-27-07, 11:43 AM

glad your back zookman!

Bo Dale James Jr. · 10-28-07, 02:55 PM

Ok so it wasn't Cheetos..maybe Pork Rinds (the hot ones)
Remember when they gave you a little hot sauce pack inside?
Yummm those things are awesome!

zooker · 10-28-07, 06:11 PM

i prefure junior johnson brand pork skins..

zooker

Bo Dale James Jr. · 10-30-07, 07:40 AM

I didn't know old Junior made skins..just moonshine and damn fast cars!

zooker · 10-30-07, 05:39 PM

junior has his name on alot more than you would think.. inculding wine,hoop cheese,beer preztels,and pork skins.. i can't remember what all else either..childress aint the first to make money off his name. junior has been around for decades.

him and richard petty both own homes along the shores of badin lake. i got to get a photo of his house next time i hit that part of badin..

had him tell me i was f###### nuts once -it was 20 degrees and i was fishin..

zooker

1/4 stick · 11-02-07, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zooker

junior has his name on alot more than you would think.. inculding wine,hoop cheese,beer preztels,and pork skins.. i can't remember what all else either..childress aint the first to make money off his name. junior has been around for decades.

him and richard petty both own homes along the shores of badin lake. i got to get a photo of his house next time i hit that part of badin..

had him tell me i was f###### nuts once -it was 20 degrees and i was fishin..

zooker

Good country ham! I love his country ham. I don't know what they do to it. Maybe he cures it in the shine. Either way, it's some good eating.

ROBZILLA · 11-02-07, 01:18 PM

People who have been around the board for a few years know that the big man has problems with computers. Oh sure he can use the thing quite well don't miss judge him by any means. Although brilliant and surfing the net finding obscure sites with content that would make the strongest billy goat puke. A fun loving man with a penchant for pornographic material his addiction comes at a cost of frying his computer on timely basis. Imagine if you will chubby fingers of a Man big enough to drink the Mississippi dry in one sitting searching out goth chicks who do only God knows what behind closed doors!. Now one would say to him self "self" if I download this nasty picture of a midget with a circus animal, doing an impression of Dirk Digler doing a rendition of hide the weasel might fry my computer?. Them like a Man at the bait shop with the bait monkey on his back downloads at a speed faster than light it's self. So I say onto you does Zooker have a case of a porn monkey, and if so I think the situation is more grave than we thought. We might want to look into an exorcism of his porn monkey addiction, although broke at the moment and the seriousness of the situation I could manage 500$ to put aside to help the big feller out.

Yours truly Stinky finger. (Zooks pet name for me)

zooker · 11-02-07, 05:03 PM

well does good ole stinky finger know me or what??

lol

i think i just may have that picture of the midet impersonater thing some where..don't ask you DON'T want to know where i found it either..

zooker

ROBZILLA · 11-04-07, 01:28 AM

Look up the song "BIG JOE MUFFERA" by Stompin Tom you'll find the similarities quite funny.

He's and Canadian folk singer "Newfy" has quite a few good tunes.

1/4 stick · 11-04-07, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBZILLA

goth chicks who do only God knows what behind closed doors

If I know what, does that make me a God?

zooker · 11-04-07, 05:38 AM

no 1/4 that makes you enlightened??

zooker

1/4 stick · 11-04-07, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zooker

no 1/4 that makes you enlightened??

zooker

I certainly felt enlightened, that's for sure.

zooker · 11-04-07, 08:23 PM

are you sure that was what you "felt" ??

they certainly can add some rpm to the heart rate..

zooker

1/4 stick · 11-04-07, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zooker

are you sure that was what you "felt" ??

they certainly can add some rpm to the heart rate..

zooker

I'm sure, when all was said and done did, I was lighter, in more ways than one. Thus enlightened.

10-18-07, 07:28 PM	#1
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	Zooker Zooker called, his pc blew up and he'll be back in a few with a new setup or on the laptop. any ideas on what happened?

10-18-07, 10:07 PM	#2
flfireman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 2,751	Well if I had to take a guess, UUUmmm maybe too much PORN. Well, heck. That's not even a guess, more like fact, bass fishing and porn. Hell he probably has thong underwear on right now reeling in a fish on his ps3. __________________ In the Lord all things are possible.

10-21-07, 09:37 AM	#4
Bo Dale James Jr. BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Jerseyville,IL Posts: 596	Or watching porn..eating a bag of cheetos (tm) __________________ *Got time to breathe, got time to fish!*

10-21-07, 11:50 PM	#5
flfireman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 2,751	Hard to explain that orange ring!!!! __________________ In the Lord all things are possible.

10-23-07, 05:16 PM	#6
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	i hate cheeto's ...but i do wear an orange thong when i play bassfishin on ps3..i wished it was porn that melted it.. i was at work when it went bye bye.. nope the fan that cools the hard drive went out and well it MELTED everything inside. it was so hot a ubc plug was FUSED into the port. but i am back up now an $1500 bucks lighter to boot..can ya say OUCH!! zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

10-19-07, 07:06 PM	#3
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	ohhhh.... that's not an image I wanted in my head. no offense zooker, but still.....

10-23-07, 06:06 PM	#7
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	well lookie at what the cat yakked up

10-23-07, 09:27 PM	#8
flbassman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jacksonville Florida Posts: 2,840	Nice new avatar there zookie....dam its been a while... __________________ R.I.P. Zooker

10-23-07, 09:34 PM	#9
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	lol only been using it for several months now fl..-how you been lil nick?? zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

10-27-07, 11:43 AM	#10
crab BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 200	glad your back zookman!

10-28-07, 02:55 PM	#11
Bo Dale James Jr. BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Jerseyville,IL Posts: 596	Ok so it wasn't Cheetos..maybe Pork Rinds (the hot ones) Remember when they gave you a little hot sauce pack inside? Yummm those things are awesome! Attached Images __________________ *Got time to breathe, got time to fish!*

10-28-07, 06:11 PM	#12
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	i prefure junior johnson brand pork skins.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

10-30-07, 07:40 AM	#13
Bo Dale James Jr. BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Jerseyville,IL Posts: 596	I didn't know old Junior made skins..just moonshine and damn fast cars! __________________ *Got time to breathe, got time to fish!*

10-30-07, 05:39 PM	#14
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	junior has his name on alot more than you would think.. inculding wine,hoop cheese,beer preztels,and pork skins.. i can't remember what all else either..childress aint the first to make money off his name. junior has been around for decades. him and richard petty both own homes along the shores of badin lake. i got to get a photo of his house next time i hit that part of badin.. had him tell me i was f###### nuts once -it was 20 degrees and i was fishin.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

11-02-07, 01:18 PM	#16
ROBZILLA BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Markham, Ontario, CANADA Posts: 1,901	People who have been around the board for a few years know that the big man has problems with computers. Oh sure he can use the thing quite well don't miss judge him by any means. Although brilliant and surfing the net finding obscure sites with content that would make the strongest billy goat puke. A fun loving man with a penchant for pornographic material his addiction comes at a cost of frying his computer on timely basis. Imagine if you will chubby fingers of a Man big enough to drink the Mississippi dry in one sitting searching out goth chicks who do only God knows what behind closed doors!. Now one would say to him self "self" if I download this nasty picture of a midget with a circus animal, doing an impression of Dirk Digler doing a rendition of hide the weasel might fry my computer?. Them like a Man at the bait shop with the bait monkey on his back downloads at a speed faster than light it's self. So I say onto you does Zooker have a case of a porn monkey, and if so I think the situation is more grave than we thought. We might want to look into an exorcism of his porn monkey addiction, although broke at the moment and the seriousness of the situation I could manage 500$ to put aside to help the big feller out. Yours truly Stinky finger. (Zooks pet name for me) __________________ Hang E'm High Till The Gills Go DRY! BARRIE,ONTARIO,CANADA

11-02-07, 05:03 PM	#17
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	well does good ole stinky finger know me or what?? lol i think i just may have that picture of the midet impersonater thing some where..don't ask you DON'T want to know where i found it either.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

11-04-07, 01:28 AM	#18
ROBZILLA BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Markham, Ontario, CANADA Posts: 1,901	Look up the song "BIG JOE MUFFERA" by Stompin Tom you'll find the similarities quite funny. He's and Canadian folk singer "Newfy" has quite a few good tunes. __________________ Hang E'm High Till The Gills Go DRY! BARRIE,ONTARIO,CANADA

11-04-07, 05:38 AM	#20
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	no 1/4 that makes you enlightened?? zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

11-04-07, 08:23 PM	#22
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	are you sure that was what you "felt" ?? they certainly can add some rpm to the heart rate.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

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