03-25-08, 08:01 PM
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Blondes Fishing
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishiing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde. "Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the game warden. "But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river." The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left. As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!" BB
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03-26-08, 12:42 AM
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Lol.......
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03-26-08, 01:38 AM
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hahaha lmao
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03-26-08, 06:43 PM
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woooooo ya'll gonna get my wife mad at ya'll.......... hahaha but yea that is funny.
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03-26-08, 06:59 PM
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Lol Lol Lol
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03-27-08, 01:56 PM
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Good joke. This post would be even better if there were pictures of blondes fishing. Nevertheless, a very entertaining post.
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03-27-08, 02:11 PM
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There ya go...no charge for this one.
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03-27-08, 02:15 PM
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Mississippi Boy, good stuff!!! Now we have a very entertaining post.
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03-27-08, 02:46 PM
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haha, thats pretty funny!!!
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03-27-08, 02:58 PM
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Married man or not i have to admit i love that MAG. Mostly TNA ohwell!!!
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03-27-08, 08:23 PM
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Ha, nice strap ons!
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03-27-08, 10:18 PM
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mississippiboy!!! how did you get my wifes pic?!?!?! gotcha. hahahaha.
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03-27-08, 10:54 PM
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Well, bama, the last time she snuck out on you, she came over here and met me and the girls at the lake.
 You should see the pictures I took back at the cabin after the sun went down...
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03-27-08, 11:02 PM
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Some of you may have seen her but here's a VA angler. She holds IGFA records.
Her website is http://www.drjball.com/ |
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03-27-08, 11:05 PM
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hahaha mississippiboy.. yea i remember now. she said the "girls" were your sisters. and she ain't into "family gatherings". hahaha.
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03-28-08, 02:44 PM
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No, bama, not sister like sibling, sister like Holy sh!t, look at that sister!
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03-28-08, 05:29 PM
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Sista or not. I would'nt turn her away. IFFNN she needed sum goood luvn!!!
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03-28-08, 07:20 PM
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now dats a sista!!!!
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04-03-08, 03:45 PM
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I think we need to post a Fishing Girl of the week!!! Tastful Yes we got kids here. But the man in me the fishermen me. Thinks we need a weekly posting of fishing Girl each weeki!!
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04-03-08, 05:27 PM
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Lilmoose, I agree with ya' on the pic of the week . . .
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04-03-08, 08:19 PM
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Kids!?!?!? Hell, the youngest we got is Joolz and he's 14! But yes, the man in me is all for the idea....
-Buzz
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04-04-08, 04:01 PM
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I'm all for it too!!
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04-04-08, 04:26 PM
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04-11-08, 09:40 AM
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Hey boys, how about posting pictures of women that can really fish? I guess thats probably not as fun. Not because we don't look good, but because we catch bigger and more bass than you guys. Just kidding!
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04-11-08, 10:36 AM
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basschick, I don't personally know any woman that can really fish.
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