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Old 11-27-11, 05:33 AM   #1
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Default Another sad Deer hunting storie

A couple of Kentucky hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"

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Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What're you selling' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling as*holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."

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Seniors -- don't mess with them, They didn't get old by being stupid

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Old 11-27-11, 08:21 AM   #2
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lol

http://youtu.be/By0oe7BUDWQ
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Old 11-27-11, 09:01 AM   #3
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Great addition. I knew, if anyone could topoff a joke, it would be you!
Where's the video of the Old Fart?
Wish you could photoshop your youtube entry, that would be sweet!
1/4stick I always enjoy your posts!
Almost forgot, thanks for digging through the family videos to find your post!

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Old 11-27-11, 10:20 AM   #4
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hahahaha, thats some funny stuff!
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Old 11-27-11, 10:47 AM   #5
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Too many options to wade through searching for old fart on youtube. lmao

That boy does look like one of my cousins. lmao
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