5 Year Old's First Job

BigBassin144 · 04-15-11, 07:18 AM

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a
Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in
all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day
observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more
or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with
her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and
gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay
envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her
mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received
to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally
impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own
pay check at such a young age.. The little girl proudly replied, "I
worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house
next door to us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working
on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will, if those @ssholes at Lowe's ever
deliver the damn sheet rock..."

BB

CMorg · 04-15-11, 08:37 AM

Hahaha , I love a good joke !!

MississippiBoy · 04-15-11, 08:42 AM

Ha, that's pretty good....

carolina-rig-01 · 04-15-11, 12:44 PM

LOL that's funny.

bamabassman · 04-15-11, 04:56 PM

hahahahahahaha, very good one there.

keithdog · 04-15-11, 08:18 PM

hahahaha, sounds like she failed to tell mom all she had learned, hahaha

Bassboss · 04-15-11, 08:53 PM

lmao! That's funny, you can definitely tell she's been working with construction workers!

04-15-11, 07:18 AM	#1
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	5 Year Old's First Job A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us." "Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?" The little girl replied, "I will, if those @ssholes at Lowe's ever deliver the damn sheet rock..." BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

04-15-11, 08:42 AM	#3
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	Ha, that's pretty good.... __________________ I smell smoke, and I hear sirens. Do you think that's a problem?

04-15-11, 04:56 PM	#5
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahahahahahaha, very good one there. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

04-15-11, 08:18 PM	#6
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	hahahaha, sounds like she failed to tell mom all she had learned, hahaha __________________ Just one more cast, and then some!

04-15-11, 08:53 PM	#7
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	lmao! That's funny, you can definitely tell she's been working with construction workers! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

04-15-11, 08:37 AM	#2
CMorg BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Southern , IN Posts: 1,832	Hahaha , I love a good joke !!

04-15-11, 12:44 PM	#4
carolina-rig-01 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Webb City, MO Posts: 6,387	LOL that's funny.

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