02-18-12, 07:28 AM | #1 |
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When father knows best!
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - blue , green, yellow, orange, andred. My Dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?” Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ………… “Got really drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter." Maybe the funniest joke I've heard in a while follows so read carefully.... Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.
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Thanks Ken!
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