An Atheist and a Bear

[Jim80]

An atheist was walking through the woods , admiring all that evolution
had created .

"What majestic trees ! What powerful rivers ! What beautiful animals !
he said to himself . As he was walking along the river he heard a rustling
in the bushes behind him . When he turned to look he saw a 7 foot grizzly
charging right towards him . He ran as fast as he could and the bear was
gaining . He ran even faster , crying in fear , and the bear was even closer . His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster . He tripped and fell on the ground . He rolled over to pick himself up , but the bear was right on top of him ,reaching for him with his left paw and raising
the right to strike .

At that moment the Atheist cried out " OH MY GOD !! " Time stopped .
The bear froze . The forest was silent. Even the river stopped running .

As a bright light shone upon the man a voice came out of the sky ,
" You deny my existence for all these years ; teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to a cosmic accident . Do you expect me to
help you out of this predicament ? Am i to count you as a believer ?"

The atheist looked directly at the light , " It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian , but perhaps you
could make the bear a Christian ? " "Very Well" said the voice .

The light went out . The river ran again . And the sounds of the forest returned .

And then the bear dropped it's paw ... brought both paws together ...
bowed his head and spoke ; " Lord for this food I am about to recieve
, I am truly thankful . "

[keithdog]

HAHAHAHA, Thats a good one Jim, LOL

[BassMoJo]

haha nice that was good

[Jim80]

i thought after the conversation about faith a few weeks ago it was proper .

[bamabassman]

very good. and oh so corrrect.