Im interested in selling my stuff

[MississippiBoy]

Ron, I will buy that smallmouth picture that you posted for the exorbitantly high price of $4,987.53, plus one stick of slightly chewed Juicy Fruit chewing gum, original flavor, a #2 pencil that's been worn down only 3.5 inches long, and a bent Gamakatsu 3/0 EWG hook. I'll pay the email delivery price of $46.98, plus handling charges of $75.43. That brings the total to $5109.94, plus the gum, pencil, and hook. Send me your address, and I'll mail the check and other items today.

Edit: The hook has approximately 2.4 inches of 30 lb PowerPro braid still attached with a double Palomar knot. I will throw this is for free.

[bcklash]

Originally Posted by MississippiBoy

Ron, I will buy that smallmouth picture that you posted for the exorbitantly high price of $4,987.53, plus one stick of slightly chewed Juicy Fruit chewing gum, original flavor, a #2 pencil that's been worn down only 3.5 inches long, and a bent Gamakatsu 3/0 EWG hook. I'll pay the email delivery price of $46.98, plus handling charges of $75.43. That brings the total to $5109.94, plus the gum, pencil, and hook. Send me your address, and I'll mail the check and other items today.

Edit: The hook has approximately 2.4 inches of 30 lb PowerPro braid still attached with a double Palomar knot. I will throw this is for free.

I had a meeting with my agent and we decided that if you throw in your super bowl tickets you got a deal.

I will also autograph the picture.

[WaffleJaw]

Originally Posted by bcklash

I had a meeting with my agent and we decided that if you throw in your super bowl tickets you got a deal.

I will also autograph the picture.

I will authenticate the autograph upon receival.
For the mere price of a drunk Megan Fox

[MississippiBoy]

Originally Posted by WaffleJaw

I will authenticate the autograph upon receival.
For the mere price of a drunk Megan Fox

Megan Fox with a gag...as long as she's not talking, I like her.

[MississippiBoy]

Originally Posted by bcklash

I had a meeting with my agent and we decided that if you throw in your super bowl tickets you got a deal.

I will also autograph the picture.

Very well, I accept your counter offer. I have procured 2.3 tickets for the 2095 SuperBowl, to be held at Google Stadium, 400 Lunar Rd, 19th Colony of the United States of America, the Moon, 7491677. I will receive these tickets no later than November 30, 2044. Upon receiving these tickets, I will FedEx you the tickets, money, chewing gum, pencil, and hook (with bonus line attached).
The value of these tickets is $89,845 at this time. Adjusting for inflation over the next ~85 years, their value at that time should be around $34,419,157.

[bcklash]

Originally Posted by MississippiBoy

Very well, I accept your counter offer. I have procured 2.3 tickets for the 2095 SuperBowl, to be held at Google Stadium, 400 Lunar Rd, 19th Colony of the United States of America, the Moon, 7491677. I will receive these tickets no later than November 30, 2044. Upon receiving these tickets, I will FedEx you the tickets, money, chewing gum, pencil, and hook (with bonus line attached).
The value of these tickets is $89,845 at this time. Adjusting for inflation over the next ~85 years, their value at that time should be around $34,419,157.

That works for me cause I already know the RAMS win that Super Bowl. I will bring you back a program and some freeze dried pizza.

[nofearengineer]

LMAO...every time I think this thread can't possibly get any more ridiculous, someone goes and proves me wrong. Keep it up, and I'm going to get fired for laughing too loud at my desk.