01-11-10, 09:54 PM | #1 |
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An oldie BUT!!!
I just read this and thought it was great.
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a dirty and shabby looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer and fishing."
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01-11-10, 10:06 PM | #2 |
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lol.... that's a pretty good idea right there!
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01-11-10, 10:07 PM | #3 |
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Very funny, enlightened my day... thanks for sharing!
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Almost wish I was married so I could use that one. Now we need one to explain the monkey.
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I've never heard that one before, but it was funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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Haha! Good one!
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