05-08-08, 08:22 PM | #1 |
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That's Wal Mart For Ya
A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?” The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain't twins. The older one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?” “I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am”, replied the greeter “I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.” BB
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05-08-08, 08:35 PM | #2 |
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BB, that is a good one . . .
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05-08-08, 08:37 PM | #3 |
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Thanks.
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05-09-08, 04:06 PM | #4 |
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That & 59.00 Garcia Rod Combo's.
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05-11-08, 12:38 PM | #5 |
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Where they actually hers ? There's a chance that maybe she hasn't been "layed" !!!!
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