New Year Resolutions

[flfireman]

Hope everyone has a happy and prosperous NEW YEAR. Any resolutions besides fishing goals?
1. Give up the Copenhagen
2. Drop about 100 pounds. Damn doctors.
3. Work less, spend more time with family.
4. Get back on track w/ schooling.
Coming from this group this could be interesting.
Oh yeah and my every year resolution- have a entertaining evening w/ the victoria secrets swimsuit models, all of them at once.

[zooker]

maybe i should start sending you some more of the pic's i normally send to the others.

mine are less work
more fishin.
dodge the marriage issue for the millith time
grecian formula or just fer men-dam i am getting real grey..
spend less time on here more time with girlfriend.-like that is going to happen..



zooker

[Nitro911]

What are your plans for kicking the Copenhagen? Anything to make it easier, or just quit? I know I need to quit, just can't convince myself to actually do it.

[pig n jig]

I am going to throw the Bait monkey out on the street.He ain't living here no more,I am going to kick his @ss all the way to the curb. I hope I hold out long enough to use some of this tackle he made me buy before I have to have the latest and greatest thing. P N J

[JB]

I'll be attending some classes and these enrichment sessions are open to all guys here at bassfishing.....lets see..where to start.....hmmmmm
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoid ing The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[ROBZILLA]

Mine is to spend more money than last year on my fishing habits! ....or wait, is that a resolution? or a promise? mmmmmuuuuuuuhhhhhahahahahahahahh!

[zooker]

jb book me on class 12 huh?

zooker

[Rebbasser]

For you guys wanting to quit Copenhagen-I quit almost 4 year ago-it was not easy. First, you have to decide you want to quit-until you get to that point you won't quit, you will just stop and start. I tried to quit many, many times until I finally decided to quit for good. I also used Nicorette to help-it made a big difference. It also helps to distract youself-I practiced pitching a jig into a cool whip container in tha back yard. It is tough, but once you decide you want to quit you can do it-if I could quit, anybody can quit.

[crankybait]

and i heard this from my dare officer- if youre ever addicted to cigarettes, every time you feel like a cig, try finding something else to do, like eat a bag of popcorn. also, tell your salesclerck (assuming you buy from there often) you promised yourself youd quit, and remind you every time

[Dyas]

I have had my share of dips and such though I hate to admit it. I stopped a few weeks ago when I got caught. Skoal not Copenhagen though theres not a lot of difference. I want to concentrate on my school work more so I can actually have a social life next semester rather than sittin at home grounded. I also want to give my elders a little more respect than I have been givin them lately. And to kill a dam deer. I am in a slump with shootin deer and im ready to get out of it......

[striker23]

i use deep sea fishing for wahoo and marlin as my inspiration for staying away from bad habits. i know its wierd. hmm i need to sign up for class 4 - yall should see my room.