and now a word about pepper spray

[zooker]

if you NEVER want to be held down and lit up learn this phrase" yes sir you can cuff me now officer" any thing other than this WILL get you roughly interduced to the ground and held there by several rather large goverment empolyees. while the one blast enough pepper spray in your face to stop an elephant stampede..

#1 this stuff burns like hell more so if your wearing contacts.
#2 it takes 3 days to get the taste out of your mouth.
#3 lickin a cat square in the but taste better.
#4 it takes days for the smell to lift,even outside...
#5 op for the taser-less after effects..

belive ya can figure out where i have been for the last couple days..


zooker

[Buzz Wing]

What did they bust ya for? Number three I'm guessin'?

[zooker]

assertin myself in a rather violent manner while evicting a p.o.s from my sister's house..

zooker

[bamabassman]

i am sure it was worth the little "vacation" zookie. would do the same for my sisters too. good man.

[zooker]

bama

yeah i still would like have gotten at least one more lick in..but the county boys interupted his assulting of my fist with his face..

zooker

[1/4 stick]

Dang county boys always spoil a fella's fun. I know what ya mean about the spray. I still get the taste from time to time, and it's been a couple years.

[pignjig]

Sorry to hear that, Zook. Blood's blood- especially a sister.

[flbassman]

Sorry to hear that man, you were doin the right thing......You have to do any time?

[brushhog]

Zook, you are not kiddin' about the contact lenses.

I got tear gassed in a prison riot about ten years ago and they neglected to tell me I might want to take out my contacts if that ever happened... That was some serious burn. It took days to get the taste and smell out of my mouth and nose.

That's right, I said prison riot, I was working there, not living there and was stuck in the yard with about 300 inmates hellbent on taking over. For the most part they left me alone. Long story short - I got out Ok and get a lot of free beers out of the story.

[Jim80]

that sucks zooker i have been hit with the spray and a taser i would rather the spray any day i hope everything worked out all right in the end

[WTL]

Yea pepper spray hurts but its good for spicing up chilli.

Good to hear you got out Zook. When I heard what happened I told reb that everyone was lucky you didnt kill the guy. Wouldnt want to see you go to jail for life for doing what any man would want to do.

[tnfisherman]

i have a good idea for paintball, take a neddle and take some paint out of the paintballs and put some pepperspray in it and shoot people with it

[Buzz Wing]

That's actually not funny, Tn. If you got hit in the face, or were allergic, that wouldn't be good. But, I'm not saying it wouldn't also be pretty funny.

[senko]

Originally Posted by tnfisherman

i have a good idea for paintball, take a neddle and take some paint out of the paintballs and put some pepperspray in it and shoot people with it

I would be sooo pissed off if I got hit with one of those lol but If it was just with my friends it would become a laugh after all the cussin

[mariner]

Originally Posted by tnfisherman

i have a good idea for paintball, take a neddle and take some paint out of the paintballs and put some pepperspray in it and shoot people with it

police have these, they are called pepper-ball guns

[3dkicker]

A PO that I work with was trained on how to use the pepper-ball guns. As part of the training the officers were told that at the end of the course they were going to be hit with one so that they would know what it was like to be hit. When it came to be his turn, he was last in line, he stated that when he was trained to fire his weapon he wasn't shot to see what it felt like so there was no way in hell he was going to be hit with the pepper-ball. And he wasn't.

[JB]

I've seen them used on dog the bounty hunter episodes

[bamabassman]

i still think we shoud all go and finish him off. nobody... i mean NOBODY has a right to hit a lady. no matter what! lord help the man that hits either of my sisters...cause i won't.