Age old mystery is no more!

MallenManson · 10-06-09, 05:59 AM

Through time, many mysteries have stupefied mankind.

The building of Stonehenge and the pyramids.
Is there life after death?
Is Brett Fahvra gonna retire after this season?
Where is Hoffa's body?
Is Sasquatch for real?
Is Ross Perot actually the banjo player from Deliverance, all growed up?

But none of these really affect us on an individual level. Unless you're eatin Jack Link's jerky in the woods.

But the Sock Monster affects us all!

And that mystery has now been solved.

Just a few minutes ago, I opened up the washing machine to throw today's work clothes in, and behold!
Technically, it's not a sock but rather a dish rag. I think the socks were sendin him out for beer and he was caught with his socks down!

The only remaining question now is, is the washing machine actually eating them? Or are they tired of being on feet (or cleaning countertops), and have run away?

I'll make him talk.

Bassboss · 10-06-09, 08:24 AM

lol!!

Funny post mallen!

Make sure you find out the TRUTH about the escaping socks!

WaffleJaw · 10-06-09, 09:33 AM

Step 1. Steal underwear.

Step 2. ?

Step 3. Profit

nofearengineer · 10-07-09, 09:21 AM

Haha...the Underpants Gnomes rule!

CMorg · 10-07-09, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bassboss

lol!!

Funny post mallen!

Make sure you find out the TRUTH about the escaping socks!

Their not escaping boss , they actually dissappear.

Bassboss · 10-07-09, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CMorg

Their not escaping boss , they actually disappear.

Oh, my bad!

escaping

WTL · 10-08-09, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WaffleJaw

Step 1. Steal underwear.

Step 2. ?

Step 3. Profit

That was one of the most brilliant things I think I have ever seen to TV. Old south park was the pinnacle of western culture.

10-06-09, 05:59 AM	#1
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	Age old mystery is no more! Through time, many mysteries have stupefied mankind. The building of Stonehenge and the pyramids. Is there life after death? Is Brett Fahvra gonna retire after this season? Where is Hoffa's body? Is Sasquatch for real? Is Ross Perot actually the banjo player from Deliverance, all growed up? But none of these really affect us on an individual level. Unless you're eatin Jack Link's jerky in the woods. But the Sock Monster affects us all! And that mystery has now been solved. Just a few minutes ago, I opened up the washing machine to throw today's work clothes in, and behold! Technically, it's not a sock but rather a dish rag. I think the socks were sendin him out for beer and he was caught with his socks down! The only remaining question now is, is the washing machine actually eating them? Or are they tired of being on feet (or cleaning countertops), and have run away? I'll make him talk. Attached Thumbnails __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

10-06-09, 08:24 AM	#2
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	lol!! Funny post mallen! Make sure you find out the TRUTH about the escaping socks! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

10-06-09, 09:33 AM	#3
WaffleJaw BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dallas,TX (DFW) Posts: 2,212	Step 1. Steal underwear. Step 2. ? Step 3. Profit __________________ [nelsoncustomrods.com]

10-07-09, 09:21 AM	#4
nofearengineer BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Southwest IN Posts: 5,630	Haha...the Underpants Gnomes rule! __________________ Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.

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