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Old 03-20-13, 10:21 AM   #1
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1. Avoid storing __1__ in direct sunlight. Sunlight contains ultraviolet radiation that weakens synthetic materials.

2. Avoid prolonged exposure to high temperatures and high humidity as exposure may shorten the service life of this ___1___.

While it is known that these elements degrade the materials, every use enviroment is unique so there is NO sure way to estimate how long the ___1__ will last.

Now another care recommendation.

1. Drying - If the device is wet, place on a ____2 _____ to allow thorough drying. Do not place in direct sunlight to dry.

(1) is same word
(2) is two words



So what do you think I bought?
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1... panty hose

2... clean towel
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A PVC pooper scooper?
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1 (Prosthetic) underware
2 drying rack
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fish finder of some type
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Old 03-20-13, 10:10 PM   #6
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1. Avoid storing condoms in direct sunlight. Sunlight contains ultraviolet radiation that weakens synthetic materials.

2. Avoid prolonged exposure to high temperatures and high humidity as exposure may shorten the service life of this condom
While it is known that these elements degrade the materials, every use enviroment is unique so there is NO sure way to estimate how long the condom will last.

Now another care recommendation.

1. Drying - If the device is wet, place on a broom handle to allow thorough drying. Do not place in direct sunlight to dry.

(1) is same word
(2) is two words

?
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Ok 2. is coat hanger...that was close Bob.

1. is actually initials, and actually three words when not written as an ACRONYM. Actually, now I'm not sure it's an actual acronym or just three letters.

Yep, it's an acronym, just checked.
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Now Ken,
that really is good.
It all fits too.

1. Drying - If the device is wet, have partner place on a flyswatter handle to allow thorough drying. Do not place in direct sunlight to dry.


Unfortunatly for me...flyswatter handle can handle the drying.

But still wrong.
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Old 03-21-13, 12:25 AM   #10
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Ok, Bruce, you have one. Not identical maybe. But you definitely got one.
Jrob just got one too.

Oh, your thought is wrong.

I won't drag this out......past ice out.
Na, if someone doesn't figure it out or read it on one of their own by tomorrow.

Guess I'm not the only one that was/will be surprised when seen.
These are actual word for word instructions.
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Care and maintenance instuctctions

1. Avoid storing the PFD in direct sunlight. Sunlight contains ultraviolet radiation that weakens synthetic materials.

2. Avoid prolonged exposure to high temperatures and high humidity as exposure may shorten the service life of this PFD.

While it is known that these elements degrade the materials, every use enviroment is unique so there is NO sure way to estimate how long the PFD will last.

Now another care recommendation.

1. Drying - If the device is wet, place on a coat hanger to allow thorough drying. Do not place in direct sunlight to dry.




Pretty crazy for something that you use on the water in the daylight hours.
I guess if I ever need it I'll have to end the day to run home and hang it in a closet to dry.

These weren't pulled out for their uniqueness, this was the WHOLE Care and Maintainance instructions with the addition of do not dry clean or use detergent to clean.

Came with a 20 page owners pamphlet too.
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