Secret to Beating the Monkey

BigBassin144 · 12-19-10, 09:12 PM

My dad and I just got back from Cabelas. Guess what, I didn't buy a single thing!

And now, for a limited time, I'm sharing my secret of beating the baitmonkey with you! For $99.95 or 4 easy payments of 34.95, you too can beat the monkey!

hahaha!

just kidding guys. But seriously, go to cabela's the Sunday night before christmas when all the registers are open and the line is half way around the store, you won't want to buy anything and wait in line 30 minutes either...

BB

bassboogieman · 12-19-10, 09:20 PM

You can always order on line and have it delivered to your door. No lines, no traffic, and you can do something else at the same time. Here's the link.

http://www.cabelas.com/home.jsp;jses...questid=208287

bassboogieman · 12-19-10, 09:21 PM

I am an official, card carring Monkey Henchman.

bamabassman · 12-19-10, 09:44 PM

that you are boogieman.........that you are. bb is too for that matter.
hahahahahhaha!!!!!

rrw4258 · 12-19-10, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBassin144

For $99.95 or 4 easy payments of 34.95, you too can beat the monkey!

BB

Huh, something don't add up... i think i'll take the lump sum....

Ryan

Cavs1123 · 12-20-10, 01:36 PM

Ya but if you order online you have to wait even longer HAHAHA

3dkicker · 12-20-10, 05:50 PM

I was at the store the other day and started to hear wispers behind my back. I thought I could ignore it and continued shopping but I kept on hearing it. I turned around and saw him tucked away and hiding in a box!!! Yep he even tried to disguise himself as Dave. Now most of you have never met Dave but I have and BM don't look anything like him....well maybe a little (for those who do insert insults here _________________________).
I took off running and thought I had lost him but there he was again. Hanging there calling to me.
I kept running but this time he ganged up on me and brought a couple of his buddies. I knew I was in trouble so I loaded up the basket and headed to the register. Got out of there at around $100.

No matter what you may think the Monkey can get you.....even at ToysRUs!!!

Captmikestarrett · 12-20-10, 05:56 PM

The resemblance is un kanny..

I would shave his head for that truly authentic Dave look.

I will hafta get one for him..

Crispy Kringle you guys..

Capt Mike

3dkicker · 12-20-10, 06:00 PM

I saw it on one of the must have toys for this year so you better grab one quick. He was hanging out in the more advanced toy section next to the Mythbuster stuff. That's how I knew I had spotted a fake

!!!

dave · 12-20-10, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captmikestarrett

The resemblance is un kanny..

I would shave his head for that truly authentic Dave look.

I will hafta get one for him..

Crispy Kringle you guys..

Capt Mike

After you shave his head, have him hit the gym, throw some crocs on him and man...what a good looking monkey.

bamabassman · 12-20-10, 07:31 PM

bwaaaaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!

bcklash · 12-20-10, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave

After you shave his head, have him hit the gym, throw some crocs on him and man...what a good looking monkey.

That sounds like c-rig.

WTL · 12-21-10, 10:46 PM

The monkey has failed in all his attempts towards my wallet since late september....

The secret is absolutely simple as I found...

No money means no monkey...

3dkicker · 12-22-10, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WTL

The monkey has failed in all his attempts towards my wallet since late september....

The secret is absolutely simple as I found...

No money means no monkey...

Oh he'll find a way!!! The wallet may be empty now but once there's a little green in it he'll be there, waiting, patiently, always waiting......

MallenManson · 12-25-10, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bassboogieman

You can always order on line and have it delivered to your door. No lines, no traffic, and you can do something else at the same time. Here's the link.

http://www.cabelas.com/home.jsp;jses...questid=208287

The neares Cabelas is like 4 hours from me, BPS is 3. Internet is always where it's at!

MallenManson · 12-25-10, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rrw4258

Huh, something don't add up... i think i'll take the lump sum....

Ryan

I was gonna say he's usin that Ohio math, but an Ohio guy caught it first

MallenManson · 12-25-10, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cavs1123

Ya but if you order online you have to wait even longer HAHAHA

I do 90% of my buying in the winter so it doesn't matter

There's always Gander if I need it right away

BigBassin144 · 12-26-10, 11:41 AM

Gander Mtn - 15 minutes
Net Craft - 15 minutes
Bass Pro - 25 minutes
Cabelas - 30-35 minutes

I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse...

As per ordering online, we went up to get some live bait for ice fishing. I order all my big stuff online, usually from Tackle Warehouse. It's still fun to go browse and add stuff to my wishlist, lol.

BB

MallenManson · 12-26-10, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBassin144

Gander Mtn - 15 minutes
Net Craft - 15 minutes
Bass Pro - 25 minutes
Cabelas - 30-35 minutes

I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse...

As per ordering online, we went up to get some live bait for ice fishing. I order all my big stuff online, usually from Tackle Warehouse. It's still fun to go browse and add stuff to my wishlist, lol.

BB

Nice! I'd love to check out Net Craft

bamabassman · 12-26-10, 09:02 PM

there is NO WAY one can disable the bait monkey. you can postphone, hold off, delay.........but NEVER do away with him. he can and WILL come back with a vengance so powerful that it will make you fall on your knees and BEG for mercy. mine is calmly waiting for the spring thaw. he knows what happens in march. by april, he is so fat and happy he lets me off for a month. yes he has me trained very well.

woody · 12-26-10, 09:33 PM

My monkey must be planning something really big. He's been really quite as of late. I just wonder what he has in store for me. All I know is that I will soon be a victim of a power that is greater than me. Oh well, I'll post pictures later.

-Mark

12-19-10, 09:12 PM	#1
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	Secret to Beating the Monkey My dad and I just got back from Cabelas. Guess what, I didn't buy a single thing! And now, for a limited time, I'm sharing my secret of beating the baitmonkey with you! For $99.95 or 4 easy payments of 34.95, you too can beat the monkey! hahaha! just kidding guys. But seriously, go to cabela's the Sunday night before christmas when all the registers are open and the line is half way around the store, you won't want to buy anything and wait in line 30 minutes either... BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

12-19-10, 09:44 PM	#4
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	that you are boogieman.........that you are. bb is too for that matter. hahahahahhaha!!!!! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

12-20-10, 01:36 PM	#6
Cavs1123 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bellevue, Ohio Posts: 1,398	Ya but if you order online you have to wait even longer HAHAHA __________________ Tom

12-20-10, 05:50 PM	#7
3dkicker BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Spotsylvania, VA Posts: 4,483	I was at the store the other day and started to hear wispers behind my back. I thought I could ignore it and continued shopping but I kept on hearing it. I turned around and saw him tucked away and hiding in a box!!! Yep he even tried to disguise himself as Dave. Now most of you have never met Dave but I have and BM don't look anything like him....well maybe a little (for those who do insert insults here _________________________). I took off running and thought I had lost him but there he was again. Hanging there calling to me. I kept running but this time he ganged up on me and brought a couple of his buddies. I knew I was in trouble so I loaded up the basket and headed to the register. Got out of there at around $100. No matter what you may think the Monkey can get you.....even at ToysRUs!!! Attached Thumbnails __________________ Smitty www.smittystubes.com Last edited by 3dkicker; 12-20-10 at 06:20 PM.

12-20-10, 05:56 PM	#8
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	The resemblance is un kanny.. I would shave his head for that truly authentic Dave look. I will hafta get one for him.. Crispy Kringle you guys.. Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

12-19-10, 09:20 PM	#2
bassboogieman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Parkesburg, Pa. Posts: 3,762	You can always order on line and have it delivered to your door. No lines, no traffic, and you can do something else at the same time. Here's the link. http://www.cabelas.com/home.jsp;jses...questid=208287

12-19-10, 09:21 PM	#3
bassboogieman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Parkesburg, Pa. Posts: 3,762	I am an official, card carring Monkey Henchman.

12-20-10, 06:00 PM	#9
3dkicker BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Spotsylvania, VA Posts: 4,483	I saw it on one of the must have toys for this year so you better grab one quick. He was hanging out in the more advanced toy section next to the Mythbuster stuff. That's how I knew I had spotted a fake !!! __________________ Smitty www.smittystubes.com

12-20-10, 07:31 PM	#11
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	bwaaaaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

12-21-10, 10:46 PM	#13
WTL BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Huntsville, Al Posts: 7,466	The monkey has failed in all his attempts towards my wallet since late september.... The secret is absolutely simple as I found... No money means no monkey... __________________ Selling live waterdogs for less since 2005.

12-26-10, 11:41 AM	#18
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	Gander Mtn - 15 minutes Net Craft - 15 minutes Bass Pro - 25 minutes Cabelas - 30-35 minutes I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse... As per ordering online, we went up to get some live bait for ice fishing. I order all my big stuff online, usually from Tackle Warehouse. It's still fun to go browse and add stuff to my wishlist, lol. BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

12-26-10, 09:02 PM	#20
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	there is NO WAY one can disable the bait monkey. you can postphone, hold off, delay.........but NEVER do away with him. he can and WILL come back with a vengance so powerful that it will make you fall on your knees and BEG for mercy. mine is calmly waiting for the spring thaw. he knows what happens in march. by april, he is so fat and happy he lets me off for a month. yes he has me trained very well. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

12-26-10, 09:33 PM	#21
woody BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Jonesville, Indiana Posts: 3,597	My monkey must be planning something really big. He's been really quite as of late. I just wonder what he has in store for me. All I know is that I will soon be a victim of a power that is greater than me. Oh well, I'll post pictures later. -Mark

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)