Daddy?

[JB]

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on
Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's
details;" or putting it another way...Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine
excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize
and #3 is runner up. Five surely gets "most creative."

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I
was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I
can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the
party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had
unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the
sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the
father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the
door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area
and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception
was immaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me
that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and
right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was
also born at the same time...well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in
the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going

to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one
made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support these
people!

[bassintxlady]

JB, i can officially say....that's the funniest thing i think i have seen in a long time.....thanks for sharing......