5 answers we all wanted to know

Jim80 · 04-23-11, 11:06 AM

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It’s Braille for ’suck here’.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘down under’.

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q: What is a man’s Ultimate embarrassment?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Nominated as the world’s best short joke

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?

‘Not yet,’ she replied

Bassboss · 04-23-11, 11:46 AM

LMAO!!! Those are freaking great!!!!

MallenManson · 04-23-11, 01:42 PM

As Jeff Spicoli said "AWESOME! TOTALLY AWESOME!"

bamabassman · 04-23-11, 03:58 PM

hahahahaahahahaa!!!!!!

Cavs1123 · 04-23-11, 04:16 PM

Bahahahahahaha!!!!!!

04-23-11, 11:06 AM	#1
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	5 answers we all wanted to know THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR? A: It’s Braille for ’suck here’. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘down under’. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ? A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch. BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS Q: What is a man’s Ultimate embarrassment? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. Nominated as the world’s best short joke A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains? ‘Not yet,’ she replied __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

04-23-11, 11:46 AM	#2
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	LMAO!!! Those are freaking great!!!! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

04-23-11, 01:42 PM	#3
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	As Jeff Spicoli said "AWESOME! TOTALLY AWESOME!" __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

04-23-11, 03:58 PM	#4
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahahahaahahahaa!!!!!! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

04-23-11, 04:16 PM	#5
Cavs1123 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bellevue, Ohio Posts: 1,398	Bahahahahahaha!!!!!! __________________ Tom

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