Mayonnaise

JB · 05-04-06, 09:50 PM

Mans theys alot of bassfishermen on this forum rofl

MAYONNAISE

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England.

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

crankybait · 05-04-06, 10:00 PM

rofl im printing this and showing my spanish teacher

flippin4it · 05-04-06, 11:02 PM

JB, please stop. I can keep coughing my drink out of my nose.I have yet to train myself not to drink whilst I read your posts. For the love of man, stop with the humor. LOL, just kidding. Your nuts!

1FASTLASER · 05-05-06, 06:28 AM

At first I was hesitant on opening this post. Then after opening it and reading I remembored why I was hesitant. ROTFLMAO!!!! Man you oughta been a comedian. Sometimes I think you got to much time on your hands.

flbassman · 05-05-06, 07:35 AM

That is hilarious. That's why the spanish drown there sorrows in Corona's tonight, right?

Wishing2BFishing · 05-05-06, 11:32 AM

Good one, JB.

flfireman · 05-05-06, 03:44 PM

Im gonna have top print this one. Very, nice.

Marty · 05-05-06, 07:36 PM

That's a good one. Here's another:

This was not mine (wish it was), but a few years ago on the Yamamoto forum, a guy suggested that the company introduce their soft stickbait in mayonnaise color so the bait could be called, of course:

Senko de Mayo.

05-04-06, 09:50 PM	#1
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	Mayonnaise *Mans theys alot of bassfishermen on this forum rofl* *MAYONNAISE* Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

05-04-06, 11:02 PM	#3
flippin4it BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 483	*JB, please stop. I can keep coughing my drink out of my nose.I have yet to train myself not to drink whilst I read your posts. For the love of man, stop with the humor. LOL, just kidding. Your nuts!* __________________ Ex-biker,Hell raiser and Dragracer. Now I have totally lost my mind, so bass fishing it is!!!!

05-05-06, 06:28 AM	#4
1FASTLASER BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: crossett,arkansas Posts: 2,777	At first I was hesitant on opening this post. Then after opening it and reading I remembored why I was hesitant. ROTFLMAO!!!! Man you oughta been a comedian. Sometimes I think you got to much time on your hands. __________________ Laser's rule with Merc's doing the pushing..........KEEP THE WETSIDE DOWN AND THE DRY SIDE UP!!!!!!

05-05-06, 07:35 AM	#5
flbassman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jacksonville Florida Posts: 2,840	That is hilarious. That's why the spanish drown there sorrows in Corona's tonight, right? __________________ R.I.P. Zooker

05-05-06, 03:44 PM	#7
flfireman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 2,751	Im gonna have top print this one. Very, nice. __________________ In the Lord all things are possible.

05-04-06, 10:00 PM	#2
crankybait BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: marlboro, nj Posts: 3,250	rofl im printing this and showing my spanish teacher

05-05-06, 11:32 AM	#6
Wishing2BFishing BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Morgantown, Pa Posts: 1,254	Good one, JB.

05-05-06, 07:36 PM	#8
Marty BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 1,580	That's a good one. Here's another: This was not mine (wish it was), but a few years ago on the Yamamoto forum, a guy suggested that the company introduce their soft stickbait in mayonnaise color so the bait could be called, of course: Senko de Mayo. __________________ Meeting expenses is easy...they're EVERYWHERE The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits Rochester, NY

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