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Old 11-27-11, 12:34 PM   #1
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Default Canada What a Country






This morning I went to sign my dogs up for
welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs
are not eligible to draw welfare." So I
explained to her that my dogsare mixed in
color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and
have no frigging clue who their
Daddy's
are. Yet they expect me to feed them, provide them withhousing, plus
pay for medical care
. So the welfare lady looked in her policy book to see what it
takes to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great
country.
























































































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Old 11-27-11, 12:50 PM   #2
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Well, i don't know about canada, but that sounds a lot more like the good ole USA. The difference is, that in the US, if your dogs had a drug or drinking problem, they would also qualify for disability and food stamps.
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Old 11-27-11, 01:20 PM   #3
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Yea its the same here but as they say here no matter what they do "ITS NOT THERE FAULT" so we must through more money at them and heaven forbid that we hold them accoumtable
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Old 11-27-11, 01:31 PM   #4
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What? you mean Canada's not perfect?
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Old 11-27-11, 01:44 PM   #5
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Cool Not Perfect???????????

; What is that you are implying about Gods country?
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I think it's only fair to use the dogs checks to help feed the MONKEY.
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Old 11-27-11, 08:07 PM   #7
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I think that the whole dogs cheque only the cheque and nothing but the cheque will be spent on the darn tackle monkey so I can catch fish in order to feed the *****es and bastards. ( please note the proper use of the word for cur dogs) no slight intended.
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