The new cubicles in my office are installed

Captmikestarrett · 03-17-10, 08:12 AM

but my cell mates smell bad.

This place is turning into a real circus..
Capt Mike

flbassman · 03-17-10, 12:14 PM

Now why exactly did you buy zebras? Not that I wouldn't jump on the opportunity, I'm just lookin for some backstory haha

Captmikestarrett · 03-17-10, 12:57 PM

Who said "A sucker is born every minute"?

Capt Mike

brushhog · 03-17-10, 01:15 PM

This is a story I need to hear!!!

Captmikestarrett · 03-17-10, 02:35 PM

Come now you guys know the answer...

Answer and I splain the ole ting Lucy..

Capt Mike

WaffleJaw · 03-17-10, 05:54 PM

Id be careful with the one looking up...He looks like he's from the future looking for John Conner

MallenManson · 03-17-10, 07:14 PM

So......is a zebra white with black stripes? Or black with white stripes?
Just another of the many questions that keep me up at night

Captmikestarrett · 03-17-10, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MallenManson

So......is a zebra white with black stripes? Or black with white stripes?
Just another of the many questions that keep me up at night

Black with white stripes as the handler explained to me.

So nobody knows the famous quote?

Capt Mike

MallenManson · 03-17-10, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captmikestarrett

Black with white stripes as the handler explained to me.

So nobody knows the famous quote?

Capt Mike

I know it, but in all honesty, I'd forgotten who said it, so I looked it up. Then I slapped myself in the forehead. I coulda had a V8

zooker · 03-17-10, 08:19 PM

hmm so he finally "ponies" up and bought a striped mule...told ya yo'd get old of the plain brown ones and get some spice in your life..

zooker

Bob Smith · 03-17-10, 10:05 PM

looks like more of backstage pass at the circus to me, Captainmike! lol

Captmikestarrett · 03-18-10, 09:56 AM

One of my three jobs in life is a lion tammer , dragon killer and professional liar.

Always wanted a business card that read like that for fun.

Anyway I work at the Verizon Center in downtown DC during the day and the Circus is in town. My office is just to the right in the picture. I get all the sweet smells and when concerts come in I get to chase my mouse accross the desk as the bands warm up. The loudest concert ever was SOD and the music was so loud that stuff would vibrate off my desk.

Luckly I get lots of time off for fishing and clients.

Capt Mike

dave · 03-18-10, 10:17 AM

PT Barnum. Hence the zebras and circus talk.

dave · 03-18-10, 10:19 AM

Liar is so harsh. How about tale bender? Or, maybe not...giggety.

Cavs1123 · 03-18-10, 03:09 PM

LOL thx for the laugh Mike!

1/4 stick · 03-18-10, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave

Liar is so harsh. How about tale bender? Or, maybe not...giggety.

In the case of Zebras, I'm not so sure tale bender would be a better name than liar.

lol

Captmikestarrett · 03-19-10, 09:09 AM

Zebras are black with white stripes and whinney just like a donkey..

Now that I stuffed those interesting facts into your cranial cavity can you remember your name? LIFO...

Capt Mike

MallenManson · 03-19-10, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captmikestarrett

Zebras are black with white stripes and whinney just like a donkey..

Now that I stuffed those interesting facts into your cranial cavity can you remember your name? LIFO...

Capt Mike

...potamus?

MississippiBoy · 03-19-10, 11:52 PM

Last In, First Out...

3dkicker · 03-22-10, 04:28 PM

Got a co-worker who raises Zebra's. Anyone want one?

1/4 stick · 03-26-10, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captmikestarrett

Zebras are black with white stripes and whinney just like a donkey..

Now that I stuffed those interesting facts into your cranial cavity can you remember your name? LIFO...

Capt Mike

What do you get when you cross a Zebra and a Donkey?

03-17-10, 08:12 AM	#1
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03-18-10, 09:56 AM	#12
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	One of my three jobs in life is a lion tammer , dragon killer and professional liar. Always wanted a business card that read like that for fun. Anyway I work at the Verizon Center in downtown DC during the day and the Circus is in town. My office is just to the right in the picture. I get all the sweet smells and when concerts come in I get to chase my mouse accross the desk as the bands warm up. The loudest concert ever was SOD and the music was so loud that stuff would vibrate off my desk. Luckly I get lots of time off for fishing and clients. Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

03-18-10, 10:17 AM	#13
dave BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 401	PT Barnum. Hence the zebras and circus talk.

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dave BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 401	Liar is so harsh. How about tale bender? Or, maybe not...giggety.

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Cavs1123 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bellevue, Ohio Posts: 1,398	LOL thx for the laugh Mike! __________________ Tom

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Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	Zebras are black with white stripes and whinney just like a donkey.. Now that I stuffed those interesting facts into your cranial cavity can you remember your name? LIFO... Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

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