KickTail®

[bassman89]

does this thing really work as good as they say?
My freind told me that it has been outlawed in 2 diffrent states because of its light
so does it work?

[BassMoJo]

....no!!! dont waste ur money

[texasbasser]

No, its complete crap like mojo said... had a friend how bought some and it was no good!

[islandflyfisher]

I bought one. It was a complete waste of money! It rolls over. If it didn't roll over, it would have some potential.
8.6 fish per hour was probably fishing in the tank at BPS.

[Patrick Krueger, Jr.]

Never trust a lure that is supposed to be outlawed in any state. Anything that you cast out is never gonna' be illegal.

[WTL]

Lol bassman89 put the registered mark next to kicktail! Trying to protect your intellectual property?

[bassman89]

yea wtl i just coppied and pasted the name of the lure

[WTL]

You couldn't remember how to spell kicktail?

Its easy if you know how to spell two words. Kick and tail. Then you just combine them like so...

kick....tail, kick..tail, kicktail....presto! KickTail!


jus fealt like bein a smartass....

[brushhog]

Originally Posted by WTL

You couldn't remember how to spell kicktail?

Its easy if you know how to spell two words. Kick and tail. Then you just combine them like so...

kick....tail, kick..tail, kicktail....presto! KickTail!


jus fealt like bein a smartass....

Now that is funny!!!!! except for your won typo - felt or fealt?

[WTL]

Brushhog, from time to tiem on heare i try and mispell wurds to poke fun at some peple.

But the folluwing sentense wuz very difikult to mispel: "Just felt like being a smartass"
I mean I dropped the T in Just and the G in being, but besides that the only other word I felt I could possibly mispell in a plausible manner was felt as fealt.

PS, I'm the guy who sends people paragraph long text messages all written in proper grammar. I've actually caught myself using shortcuts like "U" instead of "you", only to look at it for a minute, decide I can't stomach the improper spelling - so I end up rewriting the entire text just to reword it in the King's English. Funny how that works.

[3dkicker]

WTL is on to something. Bassman54 and Bassman89 seem to want to sell product. Check out 54's first post. Is this the same person??? I don't know but both don't have any personal information posted at all. I'm surprised that a couple long time members haven't jumped all over this.

[FlyRod]

Originally Posted by WTL

You couldn't remember how to spell kicktail?

Its easy if you know how to spell two words. Kick and tail. Then you just combine them like so...

kick....tail, kick..tail, kicktail....presto! KickTail!


jus fealt like bein a smartass....

Better yet...cock and tail.

Get yer minds outta the gutter!
I'm referring to beverages!

Geez! Bloody Pervs!

FR...Hic!

[brushhog]

Originally Posted by WTL

Brushhog, from time to tiem on heare i try and mispell wurds to poke fun at some peple.

But the folluwing sentense wuz very difikult to mispel: "Just felt like being a smartass"
I mean I dropped the T in Just and the G in being, but besides that the only other word I felt I could possibly mispell in a plausible manner was felt as fealt.

PS, I'm the guy who sends people paragraph long text messages all written in proper grammar. I've actually caught myself using shortcuts like "U" instead of "you", only to look at it for a minute, decide I can't stomach the improper spelling - so I end up rewriting the entire text just to reword it in the King's English. Funny how that works.

WTL- I know... I get it, check my post - one/won!!! guess U'm not as clever as I thought!!!!!

[JB]

brushie,
homophones are soooo easy!
for example "Which witch, reb?" brushhog asked. "Do you want the one the bare bears have?"
"Not now, lizardsrule, I'm packing up to meet my whole meat grandkids. I need my eye, and fetch me my broom. By the way, lay the lei on the ground."
basstexlady went to grandkids house on Halloween. Her grandkids weren't happy to see her. The oldest grandkid came up to her and said, "Did you bring me four flowers?"
"Yes Steve, sometime you should go to my place and I'll teach you witch tricks and how to make doe dough cookies," said Loretta.
"Can I come tomorrow?" asked Cranky.
"Sure. I can show you the knights in the night."
So Cranky went to grandma house. Zooker showed JB how to do witchcraft and how to make potions. "Look dampeoples," flyrod said. "I ate eight potions."
"Wow," said 3dkicker, "Do you want to go explore the town, WTL? You could meet my witching friends. They know some good spells."
Then they left to town. Loretta met her friends and they turned evil. They wanted to make texasbass into a witch. They brought him to their houses and showed him all of their brooms. They even gave zooker a broom. He has been riding it for hours. Then they showed Rebbasser all their spells. lizardsrule got to even make one. Instead of one he went mad and made millions. cranky soon turned 13 and was evil. He turned into crazy witch. and well, the rest just turned into crazy sum-o-bytch

[texasbasser]

roflmao JB, best laugh ive had in a while!!

[FlyRod]

Ahem... allow me.

Originally Posted by JB

Brushie,
Saxophones are soooo easy!
For example "Which witch, Reb?" Brushhog asked. "Do you want the one the bare bears have?"
"Not now, Lizardsrule, I'm packing up to meet my whole meat grandkids. I need my eye, and fetch me my broom. By the way, lay the lei on the ground." (What???)
Basstexlady went to her grandkids' house on Halloween. Her grandkids weren't happy to see her. The oldest grandkid came up to her and said, "Did you bring me fLour flowers?"
"Yes Steve, sometime you should come to my place and I'll teach you witch tricks and how to make doe dough cookies," said Loretta.
"May I come tomorrow?" asked Cranky.
"Sure. I can show you the knights in the night."
So Cranky went to grandma's house. Zooker showed JB how to do witchcraft and how to make potions. "Look Dampeoples," Flyrod The Great said. "I ate eight potions."
"Wow," said 3dkicker, "Do you want to go explore the town, WTL? You could meet my witching friends. They know some good spells."
Then they left to town. Loretta met her friends and they turned evil. They wanted to make Texasbass into a witch. They brought him to their houses and showed him all of their brooms. They even gave SNooker a broom. He has been riding it for hours. Then they showed Rebbasser all their spells. Lizardsrule even got to make one. Instead of one he went mad and made millions. Cranky soon celebrated the thirteenth anniversary of his nativity and became evil. He turned into a crazy warlock and, well, the rest just turned into crazy sum*****es

You buy them books, send them to school, and...

All better now, under warranty.

(The Great) FlyRod

[hackattack]

Fly are you a substitute teacher in your spare time?

[FlyRod]

Originally Posted by hackattack

Fly are you a substitute teacher in your spare time?

Oh goodness, no.

You see, I seek out young ladies who have gone astray and fallen into debauchery because their poor language skills have prevented them from leading fulfilling and productive lives. Then, I teach them to speak, read, and write fluently in our beloved English Language.
Once they've mastered the skills requisite to effective communication, I gather the Honor Graduates in a private place and we indulge in even more debauchery. The difference being that they can now correctly spell and pronounce (not to mention better perform) the various maneuvers and contortions involved.
Thank you so very, very, much for asking.

FlyRod

[brushhog]

Fly,

That sounds like a porn version of "My Fair Lady" perhaps entitled "My Bare Lady".... By the way does all this mean that kicktail lures work or don't work?

[bassman89]

me and bassman54 are not the same. i haven't figured out how to put information on here yet

[crankybait]

haha oh god... great thread
and run a search on kicktail on this site.

[Raul]

Originally Posted by FlyRod

Oh goodness, no.

You see, I seek out young ladies who have gone astray and fallen into debauchery because their poor language skills have prevented them from leading fulfilling and productive lives. Then, I teach them to speak, read, and write fluently in our beloved English Language.
Once they've mastered the skills requisite to effective communication, I gather the Honor Graduates in a private place and we indulge in even more debauchery. The difference being that they can now correctly spell and pronounce (not to mention better perform) the various maneuvers and contortions involved.
Thank you so very, very, much for asking.

FlyRod

Watch out, there´s a huge pile of BS .... don´t step on it !

Sorry Fly, I just couldn´t resist.

[zooker]

dam raul seen that warning of yours a mintue too late.. after i was in it up to my knees..

fly-peaches-
is not a stupid person.in fact i have found him to be fairly intellegent and quick witted.i have spoken with him several times on the fone..kind like talking to a wise as$ed grandpaw walton to be honest..

pappaw fly rod fix this dam post an i will come to san ann just to lossen your ceiling fan blades..

zooker

[JB]

brushhogFly,

That sounds like a porn version of "My Fair Lady" perhaps entitled "My Bare Lady".... By the way does all this mean that kicktail lures work or don't work?


my bare lady funny clip *must see* link

[Rebbasser]

Dang I needed that laugh!