Right Again........dang Southerners!

joedog · 12-24-11, 03:20 PM

Southern Wise Men

In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.
She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!"
I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"

She may have said, "See, it says right thar." I can't remember.

1/4 stick · 12-24-11, 03:28 PM

lmao.... ayup

keithdog · 12-25-11, 12:46 AM

hahahaha. thats a good'n. I knew a lady who was from Maryland who talked like that.

Bassboss · 12-25-11, 01:01 AM

lmao....

bamabassman · 12-25-11, 01:58 AM

lol!!!!

this message is too short, hehe.

12-24-11, 03:20 PM	#1
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Right Again........dang Southerners! Southern Wise Men In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'" She may have said, "See, it says right thar." I can't remember. __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that." Last edited by joedog; 12-24-11 at 03:28 PM.

12-24-11, 03:28 PM	#2
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	lmao.... ayup __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

12-25-11, 12:46 AM	#3
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	hahahaha. thats a good'n. I knew a lady who was from Maryland who talked like that. __________________ Just one more cast, and then some!

12-25-11, 01:01 AM	#4
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	lmao.... __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

12-25-11, 01:58 AM	#5
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	lol!!!! this message is too short, hehe. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

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