into the darkness

zooker · 05-29-06, 07:32 PM

from the east comes the tall dark man..bearing evil intent..the music reverbreates thourgh out the neighborhood.the tall man grins as the cd changer loads routuge from rammstein..the beat gets loud as he starts the fire. a blackened pot is place on top the tall flame. the tall man laughs at the warmness of the heat as he adds the heavy metal ingnots... he pulls forth the demon's make weight... as the tempature slowly reachs the 500 degree mark demon seeds start to flow forth...bathed in sweat the tall metal worker continues the production of his retched monster... suddenly the flame intensify as the red mistress approaches..she wipes the tall metal works brow.offering up her coolin lips, she brings forth ice cold netuer of the gods.the cd over it changes to mutter by the same group..as the tall metal worker brings forth a half a hundred full grown demons... he job full filled in the dim light of evening even though he knows this batch is special... as they are charging to the most remote reaches of ark-in-slaw,tex-r-cania,and of course the only place it can feel "normal" the left coast of california...

zooker

bassnman30 · 05-30-06, 03:48 PM

Is that you that your talking about Zook ? Especially the last sentence ? !!!!!

zooker · 05-30-06, 06:28 PM

well at least i aint got to go to the protologist to meet more of my kind like you bassnman...

zooker

JB · 05-30-06, 06:59 PM

i figured he was lighting a bowl and listening to heavy metal...am I close?

ROBZILLA · 05-30-06, 09:35 PM

If your making what I think your making ,send me one Buddy!

bassnman30 · 05-31-06, 01:55 PM

Ouch, that hurts.

zooker · 05-31-06, 06:54 PM

bet ya said that too...

now zilly you fer got somthing like a mailing address.. send it to me at
zooker01@hotmail.com

zooker

pig n jig · 06-01-06, 07:36 PM

Zooker, Are you saying she neutered you with some sort of freezing agent ? I can't figure out if you got glacoma, cuffing the weed is supposed to help. That would explain JB'S theory and the tell tale signs of glacoma, being that you were working in an dim lighted conditions.Either that , or now I know where the whiskey still disapeared to about 18 years ago ? We thought the law might have confiscated it.

P N J

JB · 06-01-06, 07:38 PM

pnj,
its beginning to look like the ol zookmiester is preparing some satanic ritual involving 'creating a zooknstien" type hell on earth fishing lure, but only time will tell.
I still smelled something burning tho, you know that anit' right

JB · 06-01-06, 07:43 PM

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looks like the chick is in on it too pnj, he's brainwashed her with his cell phone attachments

zooker · 06-01-06, 07:47 PM

hey cool i have that book. totally a great read if your into that sorta stuff..

zooker

JB · 06-01-06, 07:53 PM

so what evil intent are you creating zook, and how do i get a cut of the action

zooker · 06-01-06, 08:04 PM

first off jb let me set something straight the zook-n-stein is not evil or even have evil intent.i make them in 2 variations 7.1 and the bling high roller. one goes fast one goes slow.

if i am using this waste of space involving anything remotely evil-dark, darkness,prince of darkness,ect...i am refuring to just one being THE DEMON!! as the guys who have them will tell you the demon kicks bass...

all except lizzy i don't think he has tryed them yet- i know he has them- i think he is eye ball deep in flukes..

zooker

JB · 06-01-06, 08:09 PM

speaking of lizards, where's he been lately

zooker · 06-01-06, 08:15 PM

last i heard -as of last monday- he was in sc.. think the bass bite in fl may be shutting down. which means some one else may win the 3rd quater big bass contest..

zooker

Christopherkeene9 · 06-01-06, 09:04 PM

Hey zook where do you buy your lead??

zooker · 06-02-06, 04:52 AM

i don't buy it i have a roofer who gets me lead down spouts for free -got about a hundred down spouts at my folks place..

zooker

1FASTLASER · 06-02-06, 07:13 AM

Heres a word from one of zook's sponsors......

The Demon has been reaking havoc on them thar basses when they decides to hide in places unbeknowing to the regular basser. They can run but they cant hide from the DEMON!!!!!!!

On the subject of the STEIN.....

When then thar basses is a chasing shad there aint no reason to try anything else but the high roller version. Chunk it far and reel it fast. Dont matter cause the bass be faster than a 7.1-1 reel and I promise he he gonna nail the chit outta it. Trust me the mangled pice of wire and lead left in a locked box in my boat is testimony enough.

JB · 06-02-06, 04:51 PM

hmmmmmm..........good lookin' and can make great baits,
i gotta meet this zookerstien some day me thinks.....

zooker · 06-02-06, 06:40 PM

you just may some day jb could be closer than you think..

zooker

JB · 06-02-06, 06:42 PM

should i get my hair cut? rofl

zooker · 06-02-06, 06:46 PM

why mine aint been cut in a year and a half..-i like the banger look-

zooker

lizardsrule · 06-03-06, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JB

speaking of lizards, where's he been lately

Traveling, working, working around the house, but I sure haven't been fishing

zooker,

I have used the Demon, just not much I have to admit. I just got done loading up a gift package for a member, and man do I have too much stuff. Looks like another giveaway is on the horizon

Anyways, a buddy just called me up, and wants to start fishing some tourneys together, so I may keep busy with that on weekends that I actually can fish LOL.

Lizards

JB · 06-03-06, 08:33 PM

lizards, ya better wet a line, they are biting ~ and good to see ya btw

05-29-06, 07:32 PM	#1
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	into the darkness from the east comes the tall dark man..bearing evil intent..the music reverbreates thourgh out the neighborhood.the tall man grins as the cd changer loads routuge from rammstein..the beat gets loud as he starts the fire. a blackened pot is place on top the tall flame. the tall man laughs at the warmness of the heat as he adds the heavy metal ingnots... he pulls forth the demon's make weight... as the tempature slowly reachs the 500 degree mark demon seeds start to flow forth...bathed in sweat the tall metal worker continues the production of his retched monster... suddenly the flame intensify as the red mistress approaches..she wipes the tall metal works brow.offering up her coolin lips, she brings forth ice cold netuer of the gods.the cd over it changes to mutter by the same group..as the tall metal worker brings forth a half a hundred full grown demons... he job full filled in the dim light of evening even though he knows this batch is special... as they are charging to the most remote reaches of ark-in-slaw,tex-r-cania,and of course the only place it can feel "normal" the left coast of california... zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

05-30-06, 03:48 PM	#2
bassnman30 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Lexington,NC-Worlds best BBQ. Posts: 1,945	Is that you that your talking about Zook ? Especially the last sentence ? !!!!! __________________ Lexington,NC.

05-30-06, 06:28 PM	#3
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	well at least i aint got to go to the protologist to meet more of my kind like you bassnman... zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

05-30-06, 09:35 PM	#5
ROBZILLA BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Markham, Ontario, CANADA Posts: 1,901	If your making what I think your making ,send me one Buddy! __________________ Hang E'm High Till The Gills Go DRY! BARRIE,ONTARIO,CANADA

05-31-06, 01:55 PM	#6
bassnman30 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Lexington,NC-Worlds best BBQ. Posts: 1,945	Ouch, that hurts. __________________ Lexington,NC.

05-30-06, 06:59 PM	#4
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	i figured he was lighting a bowl and listening to heavy metal...am I close?

05-31-06, 06:54 PM	#7
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	bet ya said that too... now zilly you fer got somthing like a mailing address.. send it to me at zooker01@hotmail.com zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

06-01-06, 07:36 PM	#8
pig n jig BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Avoca, NY Posts: 3,508	Zooker, Are you saying she neutered you with some sort of freezing agent ? I can't figure out if you got glacoma, cuffing the weed is supposed to help. That would explain JB'S theory and the tell tale signs of glacoma, being that you were working in an dim lighted conditions.Either that , or now I know where the whiskey still disapeared to about 18 years ago ? We thought the law might have confiscated it. P N J

06-01-06, 07:38 PM	#9
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	pnj, its beginning to look like the ol zookmiester is preparing some satanic ritual involving 'creating a zooknstien" type hell on earth fishing lure, but only time will tell. I still smelled something burning tho, you know that anit' right

06-01-06, 07:43 PM	#10
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	looks like the chick is in on it too pnj, he's brainwashed her with his cell phone attachments

06-01-06, 07:47 PM	#11
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	hey cool i have that book. totally a great read if your into that sorta stuff.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

06-01-06, 07:53 PM	#12
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	so what evil intent are you creating zook, and how do i get a cut of the action

06-01-06, 08:04 PM	#13
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	first off jb let me set something straight the zook-n-stein is not evil or even have evil intent.i make them in 2 variations 7.1 and the bling high roller. one goes fast one goes slow. if i am using this waste of space involving anything remotely evil-dark, darkness,prince of darkness,ect...i am refuring to just one being THE DEMON!! as the guys who have them will tell you the demon kicks bass... all except lizzy i don't think he has tryed them yet- i know he has them- i think he is eye ball deep in flukes.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

06-01-06, 08:09 PM	#14
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	speaking of lizards, where's he been lately

06-01-06, 08:15 PM	#15
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	last i heard -as of last monday- he was in sc.. think the bass bite in fl may be shutting down. which means some one else may win the 3rd quater big bass contest.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

06-01-06, 09:04 PM	#16
Christopherkeene9 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Oviedo, Fla Posts: 2,270	Hey zook where do you buy your lead??

06-02-06, 04:52 AM	#17
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	i don't buy it i have a roofer who gets me lead down spouts for free -got about a hundred down spouts at my folks place.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

06-02-06, 07:13 AM	#18
1FASTLASER BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: crossett,arkansas Posts: 2,777	Heres a word from one of zook's sponsors...... The Demon has been reaking havoc on them thar basses when they decides to hide in places unbeknowing to the regular basser. They can run but they cant hide from the DEMON!!!!!!! On the subject of the STEIN..... When then thar basses is a chasing shad there aint no reason to try anything else but the high roller version. Chunk it far and reel it fast. Dont matter cause the bass be faster than a 7.1-1 reel and I promise he he gonna nail the chit outta it. Trust me the mangled pice of wire and lead left in a locked box in my boat is testimony enough. __________________ Laser's rule with Merc's doing the pushing..........KEEP THE WETSIDE DOWN AND THE DRY SIDE UP!!!!!!

06-02-06, 04:51 PM	#19
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	hmmmmmm..........good lookin' and can make great baits, i gotta meet this zookerstien some day me thinks.....

06-02-06, 06:40 PM	#20
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	you just may some day jb could be closer than you think.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

06-02-06, 06:42 PM	#21
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	should i get my hair cut? rofl

06-02-06, 06:46 PM	#22
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	why mine aint been cut in a year and a half..-i like the banger look- zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

06-03-06, 08:33 PM	#24
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	lizards, ya better wet a line, they are biting ~ and good to see ya btw

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