little Johnny

Jim80 · 03-29-09, 10:49 AM

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

abu4600 · 03-29-09, 11:04 AM

That's Funny...

bamabassman · 03-29-09, 12:11 PM

hahahaha, yep....gotta love little johnny.

aikenyounggun · 03-29-09, 12:55 PM

little johnny is my favorite little kid ever!!!!!! thats funny

Joel · 03-29-09, 02:28 PM

Little Johnny continues to be one of a kind. You just have to love the kid.

WTL · 03-29-09, 04:30 PM

Little johnny grew up to be Sean Connery.

jmartin · 03-30-09, 11:45 AM

The next day she told the class to make a sentance with the word Mascot in it. Sally said we had to few players show up for our game so we had to Mascot it. the teacher said good try but the word you are looking for is Forfeit. Susie says we went to the Ballgame and we saw a bunch of mascots. Good try Susie but the word is mascot not mascots. Johny raised his hand I was over at Grandpa's Saturday and I slid of the barn roof, there was a Nail sticking up and my-***-cot

03-29-09, 10:49 AM	#1
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	little Johnny The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'. Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.' Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering. Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.' The teacher sat down and cried. __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

03-29-09, 12:11 PM	#3
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahahaha, yep....gotta love little johnny. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

03-29-09, 12:55 PM	#4
aikenyounggun BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: aiken, SC Posts: 2,051	little johnny is my favorite little kid ever!!!!!! thats funny __________________ <>< Rather be Fishing ><>

03-29-09, 02:28 PM	#5
Joel BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Suffolk County, NY Posts: 542	Little Johnny continues to be one of a kind. You just have to love the kid. __________________ Joel 1st you have to find 'em

03-29-09, 04:30 PM	#6
WTL BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Huntsville, Al Posts: 7,466	Little johnny grew up to be Sean Connery. __________________ Selling live waterdogs for less since 2005.

03-29-09, 11:04 AM	#2
abu4600 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brandon Mississippi Posts: 480	That's Funny...

03-30-09, 11:45 AM	#7
jmartin BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bridgewater Va Posts: 304	The next day she told the class to make a sentance with the word Mascot in it. Sally said we had to few players show up for our game so we had to Mascot it. the teacher said good try but the word you are looking for is Forfeit. Susie says we went to the Ballgame and we saw a bunch of mascots. Good try Susie but the word is mascot not mascots. Johny raised his hand I was over at Grandpa's Saturday and I slid of the barn roof, there was a Nail sticking up and my-***-cot __________________ "Body Piercing by Springfield"

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