12783.75 days ago today.....

joedog · 07-30-13, 06:00 AM

Jrob was born.........but who's counting?

Joe you have the very best day you possible can!!!!

Quick Joe Tale....

Joe works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says,' Hey Joe, how ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.' Oh no,' says Joe.' He's on my bowling team.'

When they are seated, a waitress asks Joe if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says,' You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.'

'No honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them.'

A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Joe.' Hi Joey,' she says,' Want your usual table dance?'

Joe's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Joe follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head and says,' Looks like you picked up a real B**** tonight, Joe.'

07-30-13, 06:00 AM	#1
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	12783.75 days ago today..... Jrob was born.........but who's counting? Joe you have the very best day you possible can!!!! Quick Joe Tale.... Joe works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says,' Hey Joe, how ya doin?' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.' Oh no,' says Joe.' He's on my bowling team.' When they are seated, a waitress asks Joe if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says,' You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.' 'No honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them.' A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Joe.' Hi Joey,' she says,' Want your usual table dance?' Joe's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Joe follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns his head and says,' Looks like you picked up a real B**** tonight, Joe.' __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that." Last edited by joedog; 07-30-13 at 06:19 AM.

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