02-12-06, 11:35 AM | #1 |
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Valentine's Poem
Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I! 'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds... IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!! |
02-12-06, 01:50 PM | #2 |
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Hell yeah. Man i wish someone would get me a trolling motor.
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02-12-06, 08:52 PM | #3 |
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seriously............
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02-13-06, 06:36 AM | #4 |
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thats great lol!
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02-13-06, 09:46 AM | #5 |
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Isn't that from one of the older "In-Fisherman" magazines?
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02-13-06, 11:40 AM | #6 |
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man..I gotta memorize that one *tear rolls down cheek*.. I still gotta get think of something to do for Julie for Valetines day. Shes a hard one to figure out but shes worth it.....
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02-14-06, 02:16 AM | #7 |
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Send it to hallmark. Ill buy one.
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02-14-06, 11:46 AM | #8 |
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give me a trollin motor over a diamond anyday.....i can do so much more with it ....now i say that's the gift that keeps me fishin.....you are such a silver tongued devil i must say....
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Quote:
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02-15-06, 11:15 AM | #10 |
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well i have no use for trivial material things ...unless they'll catch a fish for me....lol....i'm not like most women....i live for bass fishing....i have a deep seeded passion for it...indeed....
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