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Lovemaking Tips For Seniors!
Lovemaking Tips for Seniors
1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you . 2 . Set timer for 2 minutes, just in case you doze off in the middle . 3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand just in case you can't remember . 6. Keep the Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed . 7. Have Extra-Strength Tylenol ready just in case you actually complete what you started. 8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. 9. If it happens, call everyone you know with the good news . 10. Don't even think about trying it twice . A French Scientist, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with declining sexual activity read their e-mails with their right hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off, it's too late...... |
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