Quotes to Live By!

joedog · 02-13-12, 05:27 AM

At least I do....

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of boat payments.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Some days you're the piegon; some days you're the statue.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

1/4 stick · 02-13-12, 05:38 AM

lol and all true!

carolina-rig-01 · 02-13-12, 11:43 AM

LOL I like those a lot.

Bubba_Bruiser · 02-13-12, 02:15 PM

You like them so much you would post them on FB hahahaha. I got a good laugh out of this one. And 22. Never second guess a fart from the first instinct.

aikenyounggun · 02-13-12, 05:10 PM

the first one is the best in my opinion. But a couple are really close, the closed mouth never gains any foot strikes close to home. But why would i follow its instructions and miss out on all those awkward moments?

nobass · 02-13-12, 06:51 PM

lot of them are so true got good laugh reading them

bamabassman · 02-13-12, 08:18 PM

yep..purdy good thar budrho. lol!

bassinbob · 02-13-12, 10:06 PM

If you lend someone 20 dollars etc. Truer words were never spoken.

Bassboss · 02-13-12, 11:19 PM

The truth is overwhelming. lol

02-13-12, 05:27 AM	#1
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Quotes to Live By! At least I do.... Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of boat payments. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Some days you're the piegon; some days you're the statue. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. A closed mouth gathers no foot. Never miss a good chance to shut up. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that." Last edited by joedog; 02-13-12 at 05:47 AM.

02-13-12, 05:38 AM	#2
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	lol and all true! __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

02-13-12, 11:43 AM	#3
carolina-rig-01 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Webb City, MO Posts: 6,387	LOL I like those a lot. __________________ You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.

02-13-12, 02:15 PM	#4
Bubba_Bruiser BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: South MS Posts: 3,659	You like them so much you would post them on FB hahahaha. I got a good laugh out of this one. And 22. Never second guess a fart from the first instinct. __________________ \,,,,/ ROCK ON! HRN4L!

02-13-12, 05:10 PM	#5
aikenyounggun BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: aiken, SC Posts: 2,051	the first one is the best in my opinion. But a couple are really close, the closed mouth never gains any foot strikes close to home. But why would i follow its instructions and miss out on all those awkward moments? __________________ <>< Rather be Fishing ><>

02-13-12, 06:51 PM	#6
nobass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: clarksville, tn, Posts: 1,690	lot of them are so true got good laugh reading them __________________ the only easy day was yesterday

02-13-12, 08:18 PM	#7
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	yep..purdy good thar budrho. lol! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

02-13-12, 10:06 PM	#8
bassinbob BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Pitts. Pa. Posts: 3,801	If you lend someone 20 dollars etc. Truer words were never spoken. __________________ you can have my fishin rod when ya take it from my cold dead hands

02-13-12, 11:19 PM	#9
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	The truth is overwhelming. lol __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

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