Dear John ('bama)

[bassboogieman]

Due to a recent brain storm by yours truely (ME, just in case you had any doubt) I have come upon a solution to an issue you probably don't care about, BUT that never stops me.

As, hopefully, in the very near future you may find a need to "text message" more often to keep in contact with your friends (hopefully that includes me, well after the "punch line" maybe not) I have a suggestion:

So, as "texters" abbreviate EVERYTHING - sometimes it's a challenge worse that phonics - consider this tip. It can be applied when posting here on BF.com also. Save time and space, not to mention constant poking by guys like me...

Yeah, you probalby guessed it by now Elephant Boy (get it? Roll Tide!)
When you need to use that word - "YOU" - just type the LETTER. (U, just in case you fell asleep during the stroll down the long path to get HERE).

U r 1 grt gy, c u @ D H. BBM.

Have a great day everyone, I am attuned to the groans from everyone that reads this.