comeback?insults

12-12-05, 06:49 PM

seeing that most of you have a somewhat average sense of humor,lets hear some.

ROBZILLA · 12-12-05, 07:20 PM

don't make me raise my PIMP hand BI*CH!. I ani't got no come backs cause I always get the last word. lol

KH. · 12-12-05, 07:33 PM

um, i dont know how you got stupid,but whatever it is it works.

zooker · 12-12-05, 07:39 PM

hey your dog peed on my truck rims... it is your MOTHER!! oh sorry ....

man i think i could do this thread for a year straight and not do the same one twice..

zooker

KH. · 12-12-05, 07:42 PM

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today???????

he doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words .

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid

I heard you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

KH. · 12-12-05, 07:47 PM

zook me too, who knows??it might stay for a year, lets see,

All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.

River stumps · 12-12-05, 08:04 PM

I might be over weight, but you are UGLY. I can go on a diet. What chu gonna do???

Dyas · 12-12-05, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBZILLA

don't make me raise my PIMP hand BI*CH!. I ani't got no come backs cause I always get the last word. lol

Took the words out of my mouth...

JB · 12-12-05, 08:29 PM

There are two kinds of people in the world: cool people and you

That idea and a nickel won't buy jack sh*yt

JB · 12-12-05, 08:31 PM

Your mama's a** is so big NASA wants it for their next landing

JB · 12-12-05, 08:32 PM

Your mama's so stupid when she found out she was pregnant, she asked who's the mother

zooker · 12-12-05, 08:42 PM

umm jb we do have an edit button on here try using it huh???

zooker

Dyas · 12-12-05, 08:45 PM

Your mama is such a redneck she had 3 kids and didnt notice.....

va_basser · 12-12-05, 08:49 PM

your mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

your mamma is so hairy her armpits look like she has don king in a head lock

your mamma is so fat when she jumped on the dance floor,the band skipped

va_basser · 12-12-05, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unregistered

seeing that most of you have a somewhat average sense of humor,lets hear some.

whats up?lookin for material or something?

Dyas · 12-12-05, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by va_basser

your mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

your mamma is so hairy her armpits look like she has don king in a head lock

your mamma is so fat when she jumped on the dance floor,the band skipped

That last one sounded like my teacher last year.... She not He lol

KH. · 12-12-05, 09:17 PM

your mom so stupid she was locked in a grocery store and starved, and when someone said it was a little chilly outside she got her spoon

River stumps · 12-12-05, 09:31 PM

If you'll don't mind I'm going to talk about my self. I was so big when Iwas born, I was borned in rooms 326, 27 and 28 on the 14th, 15th and 16th of June. And I was so ugly the Dr slapped my Mom.

Dyas · 12-12-05, 09:36 PM

Your mama is so dumb... She was standing on the corner yelling FREE LAYS...

Your mama is so ugly she made she made freddy krueger flinch....

Your mama is so old that she took a bite off the tree of life..

Dyas · 12-12-05, 10:05 PM

But a good insult would be spitting on them when they are laying face down in the dirt after you beat the mess out of them....

KH. · 12-12-05, 10:20 PM

your mom so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!!

Fishie · 12-12-05, 11:50 PM

Your mommas so fat she used a sheep for a tampon

your mommas so fat she went on a seefood diet and ate everything she saw

your mommas so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued

your mommas so fat she looked at a menu and said okay

your mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house.

Your mommas so fat she sat on the arch and made the McDonalds sign

your mommas so broke when someone put out a cig she said hey who turned off the heater

your mommas so fat her belt size is equator

your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets

your mommas like a door knob everyone gets a turn.

Fishie · 12-12-05, 11:55 PM

your mommas so fat she has her own gravitional pull

your mommas so fat her blood type is rague

your mommas so fat the only thing stopping her from going out side is the door

your mommas so fat she is in orbit

your mommas like a rollercoaster everyone goes up and down on her.

sir pitch alot · 12-13-05, 11:00 AM

if you were as smart as ugly you would be a genious
your momma is so ugly that she has to run to catch a cold
you mamma is so fat that she puts mayo on her asprin

ROBZILLA · 12-13-05, 04:28 PM

I heard the city has your mother standing on her head down the street, they needed another man hole!

12-12-05, 06:49 PM	#1
Unregistered Guest Posts: n/a	comeback?insults seeing that most of you have a somewhat average sense of humor,lets hear some.

12-12-05, 07:20 PM	#2
ROBZILLA BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Markham, Ontario, CANADA Posts: 1,901	don't make me raise my PIMP hand BI*CH!. I ani't got no come backs cause I always get the last word. lol __________________ Hang E'm High Till The Gills Go DRY! BARRIE,ONTARIO,CANADA

12-12-05, 07:33 PM	#3
KH. BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,316	um, i dont know how you got stupid,but whatever it is it works. __________________ and god said let there be bass, and there was bass

12-12-05, 07:39 PM	#4
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	hey your dog peed on my truck rims... it is your MOTHER!! oh sorry .... man i think i could do this thread for a year straight and not do the same one twice.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

12-12-05, 07:42 PM	#5
KH. BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,316	Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today??????? he doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words . Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down. If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid I heard you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter? __________________ and god said let there be bass, and there was bass

12-12-05, 07:47 PM	#6
KH. BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,316	zook me too, who knows??it might stay for a year, lets see, All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo. __________________ and god said let there be bass, and there was bass

12-12-05, 08:04 PM	#7
River stumps BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Va Posts: 246	I might be over weight, but you are UGLY. I can go on a diet. What chu gonna do??? __________________ God is good!

12-12-05, 08:29 PM	#9
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	There are two kinds of people in the world: cool people and you That idea and a nickel won't buy jack sh*yt

12-12-05, 08:31 PM	#10
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	Your mama's a** is so big NASA wants it for their next landing

12-12-05, 08:32 PM	#11
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	*Your mama's so stupid when she found out she was pregnant, she asked who's the mother*

12-12-05, 08:42 PM	#12
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	umm jb we do have an edit button on here try using it huh??? zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

12-12-05, 08:45 PM	#13
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	Your mama is such a redneck she had 3 kids and didnt notice..... __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

12-12-05, 08:49 PM	#14
va_basser BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: va beach,va Posts: 104	your mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes your mamma is so hairy her armpits look like she has don king in a head lock your mamma is so fat when she jumped on the dance floor,the band skipped __________________ never let stress ruin your day on the water

12-12-05, 09:17 PM	#17
KH. BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,316	your mom so stupid she was locked in a grocery store and starved, and when someone said it was a little chilly outside she got her spoon __________________ and god said let there be bass, and there was bass

12-12-05, 09:31 PM	#18
River stumps BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Va Posts: 246	If you'll don't mind I'm going to talk about my self. I was so big when Iwas born, I was borned in rooms 326, 27 and 28 on the 14th, 15th and 16th of June. And I was so ugly the Dr slapped my Mom. __________________ God is good!

12-12-05, 09:36 PM	#19
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	Your mama is so dumb... She was standing on the corner yelling FREE LAYS... Your mama is so ugly she made she made freddy krueger flinch.... Your mama is so old that she took a bite off the tree of life.. __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

12-12-05, 10:05 PM	#20
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	But a good insult would be spitting on them when they are laying face down in the dirt after you beat the mess out of them.... __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

12-12-05, 10:20 PM	#21
KH. BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,316	your mom so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!! __________________ and god said let there be bass, and there was bass

12-12-05, 11:50 PM	#22
Fishie BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,145	Your mommas so fat she used a sheep for a tampon your mommas so fat she went on a seefood diet and ate everything she saw your mommas so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued your mommas so fat she looked at a menu and said okay your mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house. Your mommas so fat she sat on the arch and made the McDonalds sign your mommas so broke when someone put out a cig she said hey who turned off the heater your mommas so fat her belt size is equator your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets your mommas like a door knob everyone gets a turn. __________________ Kick some Bass

12-12-05, 11:55 PM	#23
Fishie BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,145	your mommas so fat she has her own gravitional pull your mommas so fat her blood type is rague your mommas so fat the only thing stopping her from going out side is the door your mommas so fat she is in orbit your mommas like a rollercoaster everyone goes up and down on her. __________________ Kick some Bass

12-13-05, 11:00 AM	#24
sir pitch alot BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: clermont fl. Posts: 9	if you were as smart as ugly you would be a genious your momma is so ugly that she has to run to catch a cold you mamma is so fat that she puts mayo on her asprin

12-13-05, 04:28 PM	#25
ROBZILLA BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Markham, Ontario, CANADA Posts: 1,901	I heard the city has your mother standing on her head down the street, they needed another man hole! __________________ Hang E'm High Till The Gills Go DRY! BARRIE,ONTARIO,CANADA

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