comeback?insults - Page 2

Rider · 12-13-05, 05:20 PM

your momma is so fat last time she saw 90210 was when she stepped of the scale
your momma is so ugly not even beer and liquor can make her look good

bassnman30 · 12-13-05, 06:10 PM

I went to look up my family tree but found too many quotes ref. ropes and horses.

va_basser · 12-13-05, 06:50 PM

your mamma is so ugly she makes onions cry

your mamma is so ugly she makes medicine sick

KH. · 12-13-05, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider

your momma is so fat last time she saw 90210 was when she stepped of the scale
your momma is so ugly not even beer and liquor can make her look good

rofl,thats a good one, not one i have heard,

your mom so fat she sat on a quarter and burger fell out of washingtons nose

bassinbob · 12-14-05, 05:25 PM

your momma is so cheap she has a parking meter on the roof for Santa

your momma is so fat she has her own zip code

ROBZILLA · 12-14-05, 05:51 PM

Your so gay, you eat at HOOTERS JUST for the bufflo wings!

Dyas · 12-14-05, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBZILLA

Your so gay, you eat at HOOTERS JUST for the bufflo wings!

An Instant Classic!!!

Rider · 12-14-05, 05:57 PM

your mommas so stupid she broke a glass wall to see whats on the other side

Rider · 12-14-05, 05:59 PM

whats the difference between you and a fridge, a fridge dosnt fart when you pull the meat out

did you fart i smell vasaline

KH. · 12-14-05, 07:01 PM

you have to admit,hooters has good wangs,but they taste even better looking at one of the girls...i mean................................

lovinfishin9 · 12-14-05, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kh51501

you have to admit,hooters has good wangs,but they taste even better looking at one of the girls...i mean................................

OH YEAH!

ROBZILLA · 12-14-05, 11:06 PM

Your mama's A$$ got more sharpie marks than a autographed football ball.

angelus40 · 12-15-05, 11:49 AM

damn you kh51501

angelus40 · 12-15-05, 11:50 AM

your momma is so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house

Christopherkeene9 · 12-15-05, 03:58 PM

Your momma so fat NASA wants to use her to fill the hole in the O-Zone layer.

Rider · 12-15-05, 05:00 PM

your mommas so fat she was the biggest float in the Macys parade, yet she was the only float being pulled by 2 peterbuilts

angelus40 · 12-15-05, 05:03 PM

your momma is so fat she had to butter her hips just to through the door

KH. · 12-15-05, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angelus40

damn you kh51501

not sure what i did there angy

Fishie · 12-15-05, 08:51 PM

already did the one about sitting around the house angelus.

Look back a little.

Your mommas so fat someone hit her with a car and she said who threw the rock.

angelus40 · 12-15-05, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kh51501

not sure what i did there angy

this one
your mom so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!

angelus40 · 12-15-05, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fishie

already did the one about sitting around the house angelus.

Look back a little.

Your mommas so fat someone hit her with a car and she said who threw the rock.

ok got one for you
your mommas so fat andrew dice clay says he sees your mom with three chins and says i got fudge hershey's chocolate kisses i'm talking
haagen dass baby what'd ya say

KH. · 12-15-05, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angelus40

this one
your mom so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!

yes thats one of my best,

your mama so fat,she uses highway 49 as a slip-n-slide

angelus40 · 12-16-05, 12:03 AM

your mommas so fat the sows backed off

ROBZILLA · 12-16-05, 12:17 AM

Your sister told me you DAD's Willy taste's like s#*t cause you wanted to borrow the car this weekend!

lonestarboater · 12-16-05, 01:10 AM

Your momma is so fat that when you told her to haul a$$ it took her two loads.

12-13-05, 05:20 PM	#26
Rider BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Fredericksburg,Virginia Posts: 101	your momma is so fat last time she saw 90210 was when she stepped of the scale your momma is so ugly not even beer and liquor can make her look good __________________ Live Free or Die,If you dont Die FISH

12-13-05, 06:10 PM	#27
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12-13-05, 06:50 PM	#28
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12-14-05, 05:25 PM	#30
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12-14-05, 05:51 PM	#31
ROBZILLA BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Markham, Ontario, CANADA Posts: 1,901	Your so gay, you eat at HOOTERS JUST for the bufflo wings! __________________ Hang E'm High Till The Gills Go DRY! BARRIE,ONTARIO,CANADA

12-14-05, 05:57 PM	#33
Rider BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Fredericksburg,Virginia Posts: 101	your mommas so stupid she broke a glass wall to see whats on the other side __________________ Live Free or Die,If you dont Die FISH

12-14-05, 05:59 PM	#34
Rider BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Fredericksburg,Virginia Posts: 101	whats the difference between you and a fridge, a fridge dosnt fart when you pull the meat out did you fart i smell vasaline __________________ Live Free or Die,If you dont Die FISH

12-14-05, 07:01 PM	#35
KH. BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,316	you have to admit,hooters has good wangs,but they taste even better looking at one of the girls...i mean................................ __________________ and god said let there be bass, and there was bass

12-14-05, 11:06 PM	#37
ROBZILLA BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Markham, Ontario, CANADA Posts: 1,901	Your mama's A$$ got more sharpie marks than a autographed football ball. __________________ Hang E'm High Till The Gills Go DRY! BARRIE,ONTARIO,CANADA

12-15-05, 11:49 AM	#38
angelus40 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Cincinnati,Ohio Posts: 436	damn you kh51501

12-15-05, 11:50 AM	#39
angelus40 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Cincinnati,Ohio Posts: 436	your momma is so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house

12-15-05, 03:58 PM	#40
Christopherkeene9 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Oviedo, Fla Posts: 2,270	Your momma so fat NASA wants to use her to fill the hole in the O-Zone layer.

12-15-05, 05:00 PM	#41
Rider BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Fredericksburg,Virginia Posts: 101	your mommas so fat she was the biggest float in the Macys parade, yet she was the only float being pulled by 2 peterbuilts __________________ Live Free or Die,If you dont Die FISH

12-15-05, 05:03 PM	#42
angelus40 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Cincinnati,Ohio Posts: 436	your momma is so fat she had to butter her hips just to through the door

12-15-05, 08:51 PM	#44
Fishie BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,145	already did the one about sitting around the house angelus. Look back a little. Your mommas so fat someone hit her with a car and she said who threw the rock. __________________ Kick some Bass

12-16-05, 12:03 AM	#48
angelus40 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Cincinnati,Ohio Posts: 436	your mommas so fat the sows backed off

12-16-05, 12:17 AM	#49
ROBZILLA BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Markham, Ontario, CANADA Posts: 1,901	Your sister told me you DAD's Willy taste's like s#*t cause you wanted to borrow the car this weekend! __________________ Hang E'm High Till The Gills Go DRY! BARRIE,ONTARIO,CANADA

12-16-05, 01:10 AM	#50
lonestarboater BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Nashville, Tennessee Posts: 284	Your momma is so fat that when you told her to haul a$$ it took her two loads. __________________ 1992 Sailfish 190 Sport w/2001 150 yamaha HPDI Nashville, TN- Music City USA

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