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[ROBZILLA]

THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.It is a portion of National Public Radio(NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So,General Reinwald,what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We teach them climbing,canoeing,archery,and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible,isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why,they'll be properly supervised on the range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how.We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well,Ma'am,you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one,are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the Marines!
AMERICA,THE HOME OF THE FREE
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough old U.S.
Marine First Sargeant were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the
terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request
before they were beheaded .

Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of
hot spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and
returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

Peter Jennings said, "I am Canadian, so I'd like to hear the song "O
Canada" one last time." The leader nodded to a terrorist who had
studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag
Musicians and played the anthem. Jennings sighed and declared he
could now die peacefully.

Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out
my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to
happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I w as on the job
till the end."

The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."

The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your
final wish?"

"Kick me in the ***," said the Marine.

"What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?"

"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ***," insisted
the Marine. So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in
the ***.

The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm
pistol from inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead. In the
resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4
carbine and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, all the Iraqis were
either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings, and Roberts, they asked
him, "Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you
ask them to kick you in the *** first?"

"What," replied the Marine, "and have you three A$$HOLES report that
I was the aggressor???????

[ToPwAt'R GuY]

Those were pretty good Rob.

[skeeter944]

rotfl! those were pretty good!

[Bo Dale James Jr.]

The second one is the best thing I have ever heard!!!!
And I heard a thang er two.

[flfireman]

Gotta love it.