Kids are wiser than you may realize

joedog · 11-21-11, 01:10 AM

I had to share this. There really is alot of truth in some of these.

Kids Proverbs
Kids say the darndest jokes.
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

As you shall make your bed so shall you ... Mess it up
Better to be safe than … Punch a 5th grader
Strike while the … Bug is close
It’s always darkest before … Daylight Savings Time
Never underestimate the power of … Termites
You can lead a horse to water but … how?
Don’t bite the hand that … looks dirty
No news is .. impossible
A miss is as good as a … Mr.
You can’t teach an old dog new ... math
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll ... stink in the morning
Love all, trust ... me
The pen is mightier than the ... pigs
An idle mind is ... The best way to relax
Where there’s smoke there’s ... pollution
Happy the bride who ... gets all the presents
A penny saved is ... not much
Two’s company, three’s ... the Musketeers
Don’t put off till tomorrow what ... you put on to go to bed
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ... you have to blow your nose
None are so blind as ... Helen Keller
Children should be seen and not ... spanked or grounded
If at first you don’t succeed ... get new batteries
You get out of something what you ... see pictured on the box
When the blind leadeth the blind ... get out of the way

bamabassman · 11-21-11, 09:59 PM

hahahaha!!!!!

11-21-11, 01:10 AM	#1
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Kids are wiser than you may realize I had to share this. There really is alot of truth in some of these. Kids Proverbs Kids say the darndest jokes. A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you. As you shall make your bed so shall you ... Mess it up Better to be safe than … Punch a 5th grader Strike while the … Bug is close It’s always darkest before … Daylight Savings Time Never underestimate the power of … Termites You can lead a horse to water but … how? Don’t bite the hand that … looks dirty No news is .. impossible A miss is as good as a … Mr. You can’t teach an old dog new ... math If you lie down with dogs, you’ll ... stink in the morning Love all, trust ... me The pen is mightier than the ... pigs An idle mind is ... The best way to relax Where there’s smoke there’s ... pollution Happy the bride who ... gets all the presents A penny saved is ... not much Two’s company, three’s ... the Musketeers Don’t put off till tomorrow what ... you put on to go to bed Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ... you have to blow your nose None are so blind as ... Helen Keller Children should be seen and not ... spanked or grounded If at first you don’t succeed ... get new batteries You get out of something what you ... see pictured on the box When the blind leadeth the blind ... get out of the way

11-21-11, 09:59 PM	#2
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahahaha!!!!! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

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