Makes sense but I don't know if I agree!

[joedog]

Why fishing is better than sex. Why fishing is better than sex.#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet.

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

[Bubba_Bruiser]

I could see where I could agree when on a steady routine. But coming in from work after being gone 4-5 weeks, fishing is the second thing on my mind.

[pro reel]

Originally Posted by Bubba_Bruiser

I could see where I could agree when on a steady routine. But coming in from work after being gone 4-5 weeks, fishing is the second thing on my mind.

Some people have better FISHING, cough cough, partners than others.

[WaffleJaw]

Originally Posted by bubba_bruiser

i could see where i could agree when on a steady routine. But coming in from work after being gone 4-5 weeks, fishing is the second thing on my mind.

xbox?.....

[bcklash]

I guess after being gone 4 or 5 weeks, we know where the name Bruiser comes from.

[bamabassman]

hahahaha, poor bubba.

good list.

[keithdog]

Originally Posted by Bubba_Bruiser

I could see where I could agree when on a steady routine. But coming in from work after being gone 4-5 weeks, fishing is the second thing on my mind.

Well, the first thing on YOUR list should only take about 3 minutes tops. Plenty of time for fishing afterwards.
Funny list. I'm not sure about the whisky part. If you have a fishing partner, and your flinging around a big Spook, they just might object to an excess of whiskey beforehand.

[Bassboss]

lmao, definitely a good list.

Now we need to make an opposing list!