A Little Christmas Story

1/4 stick · 12-15-11, 01:07 AM

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as
fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed
Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about
to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows
where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy
bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider
and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug,
and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He
went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end
of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked
it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day?

I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Merry
Christmas!!

Jrob78 · 12-15-11, 01:12 AM

hahahaha, I always wondered how that tradition was started.

1/4 stick · 12-15-11, 01:30 AM

Glad to help inform. lol

joedog · 12-15-11, 02:28 AM

That's great!
A great read! Thanks

Everyone around my place seem to think a little elf is more appropriate.

keithdog · 12-15-11, 07:59 AM

WOW, this website gets more and more educational every day! Kind of like watching the History Channel. haha

12-15-11, 01:07 AM	#1
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	A Little Christmas Story When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. *Merry* *Christmas!!* __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

12-15-11, 01:12 AM	#2
Jrob78 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 4,671	hahahaha, I always wondered how that tradition was started. __________________ There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t. HRN4L

12-15-11, 01:30 AM	#3
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	Glad to help inform. lol __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

12-15-11, 02:28 AM	#4
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	That's great! A great read! Thanks Everyone around my place seem to think a little elf is more appropriate. __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that." Last edited by joedog; 12-15-11 at 02:42 AM.

12-15-11, 07:59 AM	#5
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	WOW, this website gets more and more educational every day! Kind of like watching the History Channel. haha __________________ Just one more cast, and then some!

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