A little Friday logic

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Quotes For Friday

Albert Einstein, 1879 - 1955

'Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.'

'Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.'

Is every Friday the 13th?

It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.
American Proverb
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?
Of course, why would Friday be an exception? Anon
A legend believed by many fishermen is: 'A Friday's sail, always fail.'
'If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush.'

And Finally,

The policeman signals to an car driver to pull over to the side of the road, due to the fact that he appears to be driving erratically. He says to the driver, "You appear to have been drinking!"

The driver answers, "No sir, I am just tired."

The policeman looks into the car and notices that the driver is a priest! He also notices that there is an empty bottle on the floor. He says to the driver, "What is, or should I say what was in this bottle?

The driver answers, "Water!"

The policeman says, "It is not, it's wine!"

The driver looks up to the heavens and says, "Oh Jesus, you've done it again."


Oh ya went to the store yesterday. I walked into a store to buy a Barbie doll for my grandaughter. I asked "How much is
that Barbie in the window?", to the shop assistant.

The assistant told me, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for
$25.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $25.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $25.95,
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $25.95, and Divorced Barbie for $495.00"

I asked, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

"That's obvious," the assistant told me, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's
house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."



Have the very best Friday you possible can!
Good Fishing