Elves Gone Wild...No not Elvis

Bubba_Bruiser · 12-12-11, 10:00 AM

Last year I posted about Elf on a Shelf

It seems this year he has gone mad and not being the best of examples to the kids. Mayhem with Marty Elf.

Late night on the internet looking for a naughty stocking to stuff!

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I wish he would stay out of the wife's drawers! Literally!

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One too many for Marty. Serves him well for his behavior!

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Kim K and Paris H in the hot tub. I need to take some lessons from this pimp!

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We're cool as long as he stays out of my snuff!

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Hookin up with Pam Anderson now! The captain is in the house.

I'm composing a note to Santa of his behavior now. This is unacceptable!

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joedog · 12-12-11, 11:26 AM

Great Post Bubba!
Dang he really gets around !
Hope he dosn't meet up with my cat and dog!

Jrob78 · 12-12-11, 12:36 PM

Hahahahaha, looks like he nees rehab! Don't let him near your kids! Hahahaha

WaffleJaw · 12-12-11, 12:50 PM

Ive heard of these Marty parties....
Pajama pimp'n!

joedog · 12-12-11, 01:16 PM

Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my *** for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady *****es cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those *******s from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat *** and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!

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doc · 12-12-11, 01:42 PM

Well, You better take that little elf to the Health Dept, Paris Hilton, and Pam Anderson in the same week. I'm pretty sure he will have to be quarantined and/or possibly put down

Bassboss · 12-12-11, 07:42 PM

I don't even wanna know how you got the 3rd pic. lmao!!

Bubba_Bruiser · 12-13-11, 08:41 AM

Just glad there wasn't a dirt road left in there!

Vegasspider · 12-13-11, 02:46 PM

Man that's some funny stuff.

12-12-11, 10:00 AM	#1
Bubba_Bruiser BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: South MS Posts: 3,659	Elves Gone Wild...No not Elvis Last year I posted about Elf on a Shelf It seems this year he has gone mad and not being the best of examples to the kids. Mayhem with Marty Elf. Late night on the internet looking for a naughty stocking to stuff! I wish he would stay out of the wife's drawers! Literally! One too many for Marty. Serves him well for his behavior! Kim K and Paris H in the hot tub. I need to take some lessons from this pimp! We're cool as long as he stays out of my snuff! Hookin up with Pam Anderson now! The captain is in the house. I'm composing a note to Santa of his behavior now. This is unacceptable! Attached Thumbnails __________________ \,,,,/ ROCK ON! HRN4L!

12-12-11, 11:26 AM	#2
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Great Post Bubba! Dang he really gets around ! Hope he dosn't meet up with my cat and dog! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

12-12-11, 12:36 PM	#3
Jrob78 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 4,671	Hahahahaha, looks like he nees rehab! Don't let him near your kids! Hahahaha __________________ There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t. HRN4L

12-12-11, 12:50 PM	#4
WaffleJaw BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dallas,TX (DFW) Posts: 2,212	Ive heard of these Marty parties.... Pajama pimp'n! __________________ [nelsoncustomrods.com]

12-12-11, 01:16 PM	#5
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Check the author, had to share! Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my * for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady *es cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those ***s from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little s I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat * and draw unemployment. There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season! Author Submitted by Bubba __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

12-12-11, 01:42 PM	#6
doc BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,134	Well, You better take that little elf to the Health Dept, Paris Hilton, and Pam Anderson in the same week. I'm pretty sure he will have to be quarantined and/or possibly put down

12-12-11, 07:42 PM	#7
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	I don't even wanna know how you got the 3rd pic. lmao!! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

12-13-11, 08:41 AM	#8
Bubba_Bruiser BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: South MS Posts: 3,659	Just glad there wasn't a dirt road left in there! __________________ \,,,,/ ROCK ON! HRN4L!

12-13-11, 02:46 PM	#9
Vegasspider BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 570	Man that's some funny stuff.

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