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Being single at 40.
So I get a notification that I had a message at a singles site I have a profile on. Says this chic is interested in me. So I check out her profile. And this is what she has to say about herself and what she's looking for.
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05-25-10, 08:22 PM | #2 |
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You order flowers for her yet?
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I got the honest and the do things down. Unfortunatly I am an a**. lol
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1/4 you mean you're not a knight in shinning armour?
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If she's into role play... I can be.
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Hahahahaha funny stuff guys.
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Tell her you love to do stuff in you free time. Just not with your girlfriend. If she says its OK, I will personally play and sing "Me & You" by Kenny Chesney at your wedding.
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Seriously, on the plus side, how often can a guy find a woman of so few words? lol
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Ask her if she'll settle for a dick.
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$5 says she was in one of bamas text messages..-the one as wide as the 1 ton dually she was sitting in-
honest? what the hell is dat?? I am a fisherman,and we all know the only truth to come from a "fisherman" is what he pulls out of his livewell.. zooker
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I can send you a membership invitation, if you're interested in the card.....
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05-26-10, 07:51 PM | #12 |
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LMAO! Ask her if she'll settle for just one!
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I was hopin she was the one with the Hulk fetish
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stick if oyu send me your cell number, i'll send you a pic of the lady that answered your ad, hehehehehe.
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Seriously, I've had em twice in my life and accidently on purpose dropped both in the water within a month.
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The only thing I miss about my cell is being able to take pics.
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The one I had that took pics, took lousy pics. So that's no biggy with me.
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