12-19-10, 09:12 PM | #1 |
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Secret to Beating the Monkey
My dad and I just got back from Cabelas. Guess what, I didn't buy a single thing!
And now, for a limited time, I'm sharing my secret of beating the baitmonkey with you! For $99.95 or 4 easy payments of 34.95, you too can beat the monkey! hahaha! just kidding guys. But seriously, go to cabela's the Sunday night before christmas when all the registers are open and the line is half way around the store, you won't want to buy anything and wait in line 30 minutes either... BB
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12-19-10, 09:20 PM | #2 |
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You can always order on line and have it delivered to your door. No lines, no traffic, and you can do something else at the same time. Here's the link.
http://www.cabelas.com/home.jsp;jses...questid=208287 |
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I am an official, card carring Monkey Henchman.
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that you are boogieman.........that you are. bb is too for that matter.
hahahahahhaha!!!!!
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Ya but if you order online you have to wait even longer HAHAHA
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I was at the store the other day and started to hear wispers behind my back. I thought I could ignore it and continued shopping but I kept on hearing it. I turned around and saw him tucked away and hiding in a box!!! Yep he even tried to disguise himself as Dave. Now most of you have never met Dave but I have and BM don't look anything like him....well maybe a little (for those who do insert insults here _________________________).
I took off running and thought I had lost him but there he was again. Hanging there calling to me. I kept running but this time he ganged up on me and brought a couple of his buddies. I knew I was in trouble so I loaded up the basket and headed to the register. Got out of there at around $100. No matter what you may think the Monkey can get you.....even at ToysRUs!!! Last edited by 3dkicker; 12-20-10 at 06:20 PM. |
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The resemblance is un kanny..
I would shave his head for that truly authentic Dave look. I will hafta get one for him.. Crispy Kringle you guys.. Capt Mike
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I saw it on one of the must have toys for this year so you better grab one quick. He was hanging out in the more advanced toy section next to the Mythbuster stuff. That's how I knew I had spotted a fake !!!
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12-20-10, 06:11 PM | #10 |
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After you shave his head, have him hit the gym, throw some crocs on him and man...what a good looking monkey.
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bwaaaaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!
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That sounds like c-rig.
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The monkey has failed in all his attempts towards my wallet since late september....
The secret is absolutely simple as I found... No money means no monkey...
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Oh he'll find a way!!! The wallet may be empty now but once there's a little green in it he'll be there, waiting, patiently, always waiting......
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I was gonna say he's usin that Ohio math, but an Ohio guy caught it first
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12-25-10, 06:16 PM | #17 |
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I do 90% of my buying in the winter so it doesn't matter There's always Gander if I need it right away
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Gander Mtn - 15 minutes
Net Craft - 15 minutes Bass Pro - 25 minutes Cabelas - 30-35 minutes I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse... As per ordering online, we went up to get some live bait for ice fishing. I order all my big stuff online, usually from Tackle Warehouse. It's still fun to go browse and add stuff to my wishlist, lol. BB
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there is NO WAY one can disable the bait monkey. you can postphone, hold off, delay.........but NEVER do away with him. he can and WILL come back with a vengance so powerful that it will make you fall on your knees and BEG for mercy. mine is calmly waiting for the spring thaw. he knows what happens in march. by april, he is so fat and happy he lets me off for a month. yes he has me trained very well.
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My monkey must be planning something really big. He's been really quite as of late. I just wonder what he has in store for me. All I know is that I will soon be a victim of a power that is greater than me. Oh well, I'll post pictures later.
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