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Old 03-13-14, 09:28 PM   #1
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Default Thought of the day

We haven't had one in a while, but I just hit on one.

Worst part about wearing reading glasses is an oily forehead.......
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Old 03-14-14, 01:22 AM   #2
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Question of the day: What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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My friends tell me Iím condescending. (That means I talk down to people.)

Oh and Dan, "A question without an answer?"
or
"A rhetorical joke?"
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Old 03-14-14, 06:32 AM   #4
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If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?



WOW, three thoughts in one day.......I got to go write this down quickly!
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my friends tell me iím condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)

oh and dan, "a question without an answer?"
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"a rhetorical joke?"
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You guys are way too deep for me.

Then again, my best friend swears i'm shallow
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