Sagittarius

1/4 stick · 12-08-11, 11:57 PM

Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to
walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain
crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends,
family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was
born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend.
Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small
children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However,
Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to
describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a
trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions
in the middle of church. Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will
tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday
during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone
eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things
wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners
driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a
ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna
than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The
Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.

bamabassman · 12-09-11, 04:59 PM

well maybe OYU can pull of all that stuff stick. but not me pal. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! UNLESS ALL THAT STUFF IS ON LISA! then i TEAR it off. lol!!

1/4 stick · 12-09-11, 05:12 PM

You know you be rockin the teddies. lmao

bamabassman · 12-09-11, 05:13 PM

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! hush now........i thought that was private between us stick. hahahaha!!!!

1/4 stick · 12-09-11, 05:14 PM

hehehehe...

12-08-11, 11:57 PM	#1
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	Sagittarius Sagittarius Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church. Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip. __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

12-09-11, 04:59 PM	#2
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	well maybe OYU can pull of all that stuff stick. but not me pal. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! UNLESS ALL THAT STUFF IS ON LISA! then i TEAR it off. lol!! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

12-09-11, 05:12 PM	#3
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	You know you be rockin the teddies. lmao __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

12-09-11, 05:13 PM	#4
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! hush now........i thought that was private between us stick. hahahaha!!!! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

12-09-11, 05:14 PM	#5
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	hehehehe... __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

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