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Old 01-29-10, 01:22 PM   #1
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I called the depression/suicide hot line the other night.
The guy who answered was in PAKASTAN!!!
I told him I felt depressed and was conteplating suicide
He waiting for a second then asked " CAN YOU DRIVE A TRUCK?"
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Old 01-29-10, 01:38 PM   #2
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I called the depression/suicide hot line the other night.
The guy who answered was in PAKASTAN!!!
I told him I felt depressed and was conteplating suicide
He waiting for a second then asked " CAN YOU DRIVE A TRUCK?"
He was just asking if you could drive, so he could cheer you up. Tell you how bad it sucks in Pakastan, How he is too poor to drive, their women have to wear crap all over their head so they cant be seen, No McDonalds, or Wal-Mart, No bassfisin, no Dallas cowboy cheerleaders, no playboy, no pork, and not much besides desert in pakastan. If that ain't enough to cheer an American thinking about suicide up then nothing will.


All jokes aside did he answer the phone and say "ello I ame es Bob ow hay I be of ervice oo you?" ( Hello my name is bob how may I be of service to you?)

The reason I ask is because I work in IT I deal alot with outsourced phone support and most of the time in India, pakastan, (insert foreign country here) they give them sheets with American names on them. That way your less likely to complain if your speaking with bob, than ahkmed.
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This whole thing was a take off on something Ferguson was talking about on late night. The whole Idea is a joke
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Old 01-29-10, 04:50 PM   #4
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Well, of course it's outsourced to pakistan and the likes. Where do you think they get recruits for suicide bombers.

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Old 01-29-10, 07:36 PM   #5
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funny...very funny
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Old 01-29-10, 07:47 PM   #6
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The whole Idea is a joke
First post my thought was damn the guy is suicidal.

You had me there. Nice
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I should be sorry>>>>>>>>>NAH!!!!
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He was just asking if you could drive, so he could cheer you up. Tell you how bad it sucks in Pakastan, How he is too poor to drive, their women have to wear crap all over their head so they cant be seen, No McDonalds, or Wal-Mart, No bassfisin, no Dallas cowboy cheerleaders, no playboy, no pork, and not much besides desert in pakastan. If that ain't enough to cheer an American thinking about suicide up then nothing will.


All jokes aside did he answer the phone and say "ello I ame es Bob ow hay I be of ervice oo you?" ( Hello my name is bob how may I be of service to you?)

The reason I ask is because I work in IT I deal alot with outsourced phone support and most of the time in India, pakastan, (insert foreign country here) they give them sheets with American names on them. That way your less likely to complain if your speaking with bob, than ahkmed.
Hi, Doc.. My name is Bob.....
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