Monkey Sighting!!

Tavery5 · 01-31-10, 10:11 PM

Today, I was at my local Gander Mountain here in Wichita KS, minding my own buisness. I was on the fishing reel isle, when out of no where, and without provocation, a rather large monkey jumped on my back and began taunting and harassing me until I finally sucombed to his relentless pressure and purchased a new Revo STX and a Vendetta Rod.

Please be advised that this animal is still at large, and should be considered armed and dangerous.

That is all

MallenManson · 01-31-10, 10:13 PM

Thanks for the warning, Tavery, but monkeys are like wolves. They mate for life. He owns you now!

Tavery5 · 01-31-10, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MallenManson

Thanks for the warning, Tavery, but monkeys are like wolves. They mate for life. He owns you now!

I feel all dirty and violated, are there any good support groups out there?

MallenManson · 01-31-10, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tavery5

I feel all dirty and violated, are there any good support groups out there?

Haha! This site IS the best support group. There's definitely some career addicts here.
Then again....most of em are bad influences

bamabassman · 01-31-10, 10:38 PM

Mallen is dead on pal. We all have one of them darn aminals on our backs. Best thing to do is go to the lake, dunk your bait in the water to "try" to wash the dirt off.

bassinbob · 01-31-10, 10:54 PM

Welcome to the site. The first thing to do is accept you have an addiction.

Tavery5 · 01-31-10, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bassinbob

Welcome to the site. The first thing to do is accept you have an addiction.

Hi my name is Tony, and I am a bass a holic. What night are the meetings?

keithdog · 01-31-10, 11:40 PM

Well the monkey may have done you a favor, but ya still gotta beware. Let us know how your new outfit works out. That combo has come up in discussions before recently.

BassinNC · 01-31-10, 11:45 PM

Well either have the same monkey or they are related cause he has been on me about the same combo for weeks and I finally couldn't fight him off anymore and picked up the combo at bass pro last night.

Welcome and enjoy the new toy.

Tavery5 · 02-01-10, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BassinNC

Well either have the same monkey or they are related cause he has been on me about the same combo for weeks and I finally couldn't fight him off anymore and picked up the combo at bass pro last night.

Welcome and enjoy the new toy.

Thanks, I got the 7.0 Med, did you happen to notice how much heavier the spinning rods felt. I also noticed that the reel seats looked to be the same as the ones on some of the falcon rods.

BassinNC · 02-01-10, 09:34 AM

Yeah I did notice the reel seat but didn't handle the spinning combo.
I got a 7' mh, I can't wait to take it fishing.

Justin2729 · 02-01-10, 05:20 PM

Haha, hilarious

BassinNC · 02-01-10, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Justin2729

Haha, hilarious

What's so funny?

Justin2729 · 02-02-10, 11:42 PM

uh..the fact there talking about falling prey to the bait monkey.

BassinNC · 02-03-10, 12:18 AM

Yeah the old bait monkey. At the store he is my best friend. By the time I get home to the wife I don't like him anymore. Hahaha

Justin2729 · 02-03-10, 04:21 AM

Yea wives and bait monkeys don't seem to get along to well. haha

islandbass · 02-03-10, 04:59 AM

Consider yourself lucky. Some of us have bait apes!

Bassboss · 02-03-10, 09:19 AM

Sounds like you got a full time pimp!

Congrats on the new combo, should be a good one!

bamabassman · 02-03-10, 09:41 PM

Now don't ovelook the BOAT MONKEY, and his uncle........the RV GORILLA! I got them all right now.

Tavery5 · 02-03-10, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bamabassman

Now don't ovelook the BOAT MONKEY, and his uncle........the RV GORILLA! I got them all right now.

Damn you Bama, you got me peekin out the curtains to see if they are waitin on me in the front yard!

BassinNC · 02-03-10, 09:52 PM

Mine is on my back so much I got him a baby stroller to push him around the store.
Its better on my back.hahahaha

MallenManson · 02-03-10, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bamabassman

Now don't ovelook the BOAT MONKEY, and his uncle........the RV GORILLA! I got them all right now.

You know the boat monkey is after me.......

bamabassman · 02-03-10, 11:12 PM

Tavery....i have a bass boat, pontoon boat AND a travel trailer. The later 2 are for sale. Mallen.......i can make you a DEAL on the pontoon, hehehehehehehe.

MallenManson · 02-04-10, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bamabassman

Tavery....i have a bass boat, pontoon boat AND a travel trailer. The later 2 are for sale. Mallen.......i can make you a DEAL on the pontoon, hehehehehehehe.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You can't launch a pontoon in most of the lakes I fish.
And don't crack wise, there, buddy. You know what kind of boat I want

01-31-10, 10:11 PM	#1
Tavery5 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 2,427	Monkey Sighting!! Today, I was at my local Gander Mountain here in Wichita KS, minding my own buisness. I was on the fishing reel isle, when out of no where, and without provocation, a rather large monkey jumped on my back and began taunting and harassing me until I finally sucombed to his relentless pressure and purchased a new Revo STX and a Vendetta Rod. Please be advised that this animal is still at large, and should be considered armed and dangerous. That is all

01-31-10, 10:13 PM	#2
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	Thanks for the warning, Tavery, but monkeys are like wolves. They mate for life. He owns you now! __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

01-31-10, 10:38 PM	#5
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	Mallen is dead on pal. We all have one of them darn aminals on our backs. Best thing to do is go to the lake, dunk your bait in the water to "try" to wash the dirt off. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

01-31-10, 10:54 PM	#6
bassinbob BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Pitts. Pa. Posts: 3,801	Welcome to the site. The first thing to do is accept you have an addiction. __________________ you can have my fishin rod when ya take it from my cold dead hands

01-31-10, 11:45 PM	#9
BassinNC BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: albemarle, NC Posts: 788	Well either have the same monkey or they are related cause he has been on me about the same combo for weeks and I finally couldn't fight him off anymore and picked up the combo at bass pro last night. Welcome and enjoy the new toy. __________________ 138 bass in 2K10. Biggest 4LBS 14oz.

01-31-10, 11:40 PM	#8
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	Well the monkey may have done you a favor, but ya still gotta beware. Let us know how your new outfit works out. That combo has come up in discussions before recently.

02-01-10, 09:34 AM	#11
BassinNC BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: albemarle, NC Posts: 788	Yeah I did notice the reel seat but didn't handle the spinning combo. I got a 7' mh, I can't wait to take it fishing. __________________ 138 bass in 2K10. Biggest 4LBS 14oz.

02-01-10, 05:20 PM	#12
Justin2729 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Annville, Kentucky Posts: 342	Haha, hilarious

02-02-10, 11:42 PM	#14
Justin2729 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Annville, Kentucky Posts: 342	uh..the fact there talking about falling prey to the bait monkey.

02-03-10, 12:18 AM	#15
BassinNC BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: albemarle, NC Posts: 788	Yeah the old bait monkey. At the store he is my best friend. By the time I get home to the wife I don't like him anymore. Hahaha __________________ 138 bass in 2K10. Biggest 4LBS 14oz.

02-03-10, 04:21 AM	#16
Justin2729 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Annville, Kentucky Posts: 342	Yea wives and bait monkeys don't seem to get along to well. haha

02-03-10, 04:59 AM	#17
islandbass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: WA State Posts: 1,783	Consider yourself lucky. Some of us have bait apes! __________________ ARX "If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles." Doug Larson (Shimano 2005 Reel Catalog)

02-03-10, 09:19 AM	#18
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	Sounds like you got a full time pimp! Congrats on the new combo, should be a good one! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

02-03-10, 09:41 PM	#19
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	Now don't ovelook the BOAT MONKEY, and his uncle........the RV GORILLA! I got them all right now. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

02-03-10, 09:52 PM	#21
BassinNC BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: albemarle, NC Posts: 788	Mine is on my back so much I got him a baby stroller to push him around the store. Its better on my back.hahahaha __________________ 138 bass in 2K10. Biggest 4LBS 14oz.

02-03-10, 11:12 PM	#23
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	Tavery....i have a bass boat, pontoon boat AND a travel trailer. The later 2 are for sale. Mallen.......i can make you a DEAL on the pontoon, hehehehehehehe. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

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