Bad Jokes

BigBassin144 · 06-15-11, 01:04 PM

I heard a joke the other day that was really bad. It shouldn't have been funny, yet it still was. I'm sure we've all got some of those jokes, so let's hear them.

Here's the one I heard:

A pirate walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up at the pirate and says, "Is that a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate replies, "Aye, it sure is. And it's drivin' me nuts!"

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Bassboss · 06-15-11, 01:47 PM

lol that sucks biggins.

So a blond and a white white guy are sitting in a bar when an Indian walks in with one eye. The white guy says to the blond, "Hey! Look at the Indian with one eye!"

The blond put one hand over her eye and looks at the Indian.

MississippiBoy · 06-15-11, 01:47 PM

Hey, I actually like that joke.

What about this....

What's red and smells like blue paint?
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Red paint

WaffleJaw · 06-15-11, 02:39 PM

Would it be easier if I just recited Laffy Taffy jokes?

What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? -- a watchdog

jmartin · 06-15-11, 04:10 PM

What goes clip-----clop clip-----clop BANG CLIPCLOPCLIPCLOP
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.Amish Drive-by

Bubba_Bruiser · 06-15-11, 05:26 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA y'all make me:

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Cavs1123 · 06-15-11, 06:27 PM

That actually is pretty funny Anthony!

Jrob78 · 06-15-11, 06:53 PM

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Bassboss · 06-17-11, 12:15 PM

I feel off a 50 foot ladder last night

Thank fully it was on the first step.

MississippiBoy · 06-17-11, 12:36 PM

What goes 999 thump, 999 thump, 999 thump?

A millipede with a wooden leg.

WaffleJaw · 06-17-11, 01:32 PM

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Jrob78 · 06-19-11, 02:34 PM

Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

carolina-rig-01 · 06-19-11, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jrob78

Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

Aww man that is bad lol.

WaffleJaw · 06-21-11, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by carolina-rig-01

Aww man that is bad lol.

Havent you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?

bamabassman · 06-21-11, 04:55 PM

and most cannibal jokes are less filling.

BigBassin144 · 06-21-11, 09:46 PM

As expected, this thread is awful. Who would start such a thread?!

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nofearengineer · 06-21-11, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jrob78

Scottie Pippin walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

There....fixed that for you.

Jrob78 · 06-21-11, 11:40 PM

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Bassboss · 06-22-11, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Jrob78

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

About as many to fukc that up! lol

bamabassman · 06-22-11, 06:15 PM

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! boss.....i think that is what the joke is. but i like BOTH his and oyurs. FUNNY!!!

BigBassin144 · 06-22-11, 09:23 PM

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?!?!

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woody · 06-23-11, 07:32 PM

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a Cod... any Cod!

-Mark

Jrob78 · 06-24-11, 12:52 AM

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

MO_CPA · 06-24-11, 02:14 PM

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was trying to find Pooh!

MO_CPA · 06-24-11, 02:15 PM

Last one: If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

06-15-11, 01:04 PM	#1
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	Bad Jokes I heard a joke the other day that was really bad. It shouldn't have been funny, yet it still was. I'm sure we've all got some of those jokes, so let's hear them. Here's the one I heard: A pirate walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up at the pirate and says, "Is that a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Aye, it sure is. And it's drivin' me nuts!" BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

06-15-11, 01:47 PM	#2
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	lol that sucks biggins. So a blond and a white white guy are sitting in a bar when an Indian walks in with one eye. The white guy says to the blond, "Hey! Look at the Indian with one eye!" The blond put one hand over her eye and looks at the Indian. __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

06-15-11, 01:47 PM	#3
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	Hey, I actually like that joke. What about this.... What's red and smells like blue paint? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Red paint __________________ I smell smoke, and I hear sirens. Do you think that's a problem?

06-15-11, 02:39 PM	#4
WaffleJaw BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dallas,TX (DFW) Posts: 2,212	Would it be easier if I just recited Laffy Taffy jokes? What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? -- a watchdog __________________ [nelsoncustomrods.com] Last edited by WaffleJaw; 06-15-11 at 02:46 PM.

06-15-11, 04:10 PM	#5
jmartin BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bridgewater Va Posts: 304	What goes clip-----clop clip-----clop BANG CLIPCLOPCLIPCLOP . . . . . . . . . . . .Amish Drive-by __________________ "Body Piercing by Springfield"

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Bubba_Bruiser BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: South MS Posts: 3,659	HAHAHAHAHAHA y'all make me: __________________ \,,,,/ ROCK ON! HRN4L!

06-15-11, 06:27 PM	#7
Cavs1123 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bellevue, Ohio Posts: 1,398	That actually is pretty funny Anthony! __________________ Tom

06-15-11, 06:53 PM	#8
Jrob78 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 4,671	A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?" __________________ There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t. HRN4L

06-17-11, 12:15 PM	#9
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	I feel off a 50 foot ladder last night Thank fully it was on the first step. __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

06-17-11, 12:36 PM	#10
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	What goes 999 thump, 999 thump, 999 thump? A millipede with a wooden leg. __________________ I smell smoke, and I hear sirens. Do you think that's a problem?

06-17-11, 01:32 PM	#11
WaffleJaw BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dallas,TX (DFW) Posts: 2,212	Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb? He couldn't part with it. __________________ [nelsoncustomrods.com]

06-19-11, 02:34 PM	#12
Jrob78 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 4,671	Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend? __________________ There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t. HRN4L

06-21-11, 04:55 PM	#15
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	and most cannibal jokes are less filling. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

06-21-11, 09:46 PM	#16
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	As expected, this thread is awful. Who would start such a thread?! BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

06-21-11, 11:40 PM	#18
Jrob78 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 4,671	How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? __________________ There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t. HRN4L

06-22-11, 06:15 PM	#20
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! boss.....i think that is what the joke is. but i like BOTH his and oyurs. FUNNY!!! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

06-22-11, 09:23 PM	#21
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?!?! BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

06-23-11, 07:32 PM	#22
woody BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Jonesville, Indiana Posts: 3,597	What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Pick a Cod... any Cod! -Mark

06-24-11, 12:52 AM	#23
Jrob78 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 4,671	What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. __________________ There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t. HRN4L

06-24-11, 02:14 PM	#24
MO_CPA BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Ozark, Missouri Posts: 361	Why was tigger looking down the toilet? Because he was trying to find Pooh! __________________ Whatever you allow is what will continue.

06-24-11, 02:15 PM	#25
MO_CPA BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Ozark, Missouri Posts: 361	Last one: If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims. __________________ Whatever you allow is what will continue.

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