09-08-11, 10:54 AM | #1 |
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Read this joke, thought I would share it. Hope I don't offend anyone! A woman in a hot air ballon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a fisherman in a boat below. She shouted to him,"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his GPS unit and replied, "Your in a hot air ballon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a republican." "I am!" replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the woman,"everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a democrat." " I am." replied the ballonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where your going. You've risen to where you are due to alot of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. Your in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we meet, but somehow now, its MY FAULT!" Again, I apoligize if I offended anyone!
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09-08-11, 06:33 PM | #2 |
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HAHAHAHA That's funny!
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09-08-11, 06:35 PM | #3 |
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Don't worry, Joe.
If you haven't offended anyone...try harder.
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09-08-11, 07:44 PM | #4 |
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I think all parties can agree...They all want a day where they can say:
''You wanna meet up?...No problem,Ill meet you in my hot air balloon!''
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thats hilarious.
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Lmao! That's pretty good! Democrat or republican!
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09-09-11, 09:53 AM | #7 |
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I was fishing this morning, got 3 nothing really worth mentioning but a fish is a fish regardless. Anyway I got to thinking and I would like to add alittle to the previous joke. Joke reads exactly as written with the the addition of a co-angler. After...it's MY FAULT! You add...... The co-angler pitches in and says, "I don't know about the two of you but I'M GOING FISHING!" The angler and the balloonist look at each other and in unison say, "Gotta be an Independent!"
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09-09-11, 05:51 PM | #8 |
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lmao!! that is me joedog.
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That is a good one!
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